Berdly's Blog

Gamer, Hero, INTJ. Making your life more logical one post at a time.

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The gaming community is of course in an uproar of positivity after the announcement of a new entry in the Paragon Procurator: Inquisition series

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What's your favorite game?

I would like to apologize, but I think I am unable to properly answer your question. I am a fan of a number of video games and so picking just one to favor is a challenge much like that of a parent selecting their favorite child.

The gen 5 pokemon games do hold a special place in my avian heart, though.

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please delete your post about matpat - anonymous user

You shall not snuff out the torch of truth this easily

I shall remain as a bastion

[official-noelle]

Whoever sent this ask (NOT ME!) is right... just because he had a few silly theories doesn't mean you can be so disrespectful... X/

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Your usage of disrespect implies that there is a level of respect that fool is due, which is certainly NOT the case

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Berdly what are your thoughts on MatPat's most infamous theory involving Ness

It's foolish to even suggest that there's ties between Undertale and Earthbound beyond cosmetic inspirations

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I had been thinking that the world had grown lighter, somehow in my absence. I went to check up on my favorite youtube bastion of ignorance and... GASP. To my surprise, it seems that my "favorite" games theorist has retired from the game!

This is of course a win, and will hopefully help bring some respectability and seriousness back to the game analysis community

[official-noelle]

Berdly! PLEASE call me... this isn't you. MatPat was a pillar of the theorist community! )X

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Ah, Noelle, my dear friend! It's fantastic that you've returned to the blogosphere. We can post in tandem, much like Ornstein and Smough from

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dark souls

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please delete your post about matpat - anonymous user

You shall not snuff out the torch of truth this easily

I shall remain as a bastion

[smartgenius5554738292]

I had been thinking that the world had grown lighter, somehow in my absence. I went to check up on my favorite youtube bastion of ignorance and... GASP. To my surprise, it seems that my "favorite" games theorist has retired from the game!

This is of course a win, and will hopefully help bring some respectability and seriousness back to the game analysis community

[official-noelle]

Berdly! PLEASE call me... this isn't you. MatPat was a pillar of the theorist community! )X

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Ah, Noelle, my dear friend! It's fantastic that you've returned to the blogosphere. We can post in tandem, much like Ornstein and Smough from

[smartgenius5554738292]

I had been thinking that the world had grown lighter, somehow in my absence. I went to check up on my favorite youtube bastion of ignorance and... GASP. To my surprise, it seems that my "favorite" games theorist has retired from the game!

This is of course a win, and will hopefully help bring some respectability and seriousness back to the game analysis community

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The blade of my answering talents has perhaps grown dull. I would welcome more opportunities to exercise my query completion skills once again

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Hey Berdly did you know some mobile games are actually really good

You should try out Lingo Legends. It’s just like the average RPG game except it teaches you languages

Tomb of The Mask is pretty good too. Sadly I can’t describe what’s so good about that one off the top of my head though

My sincerest apologies, but I was not able to complete reading your ask, as after I read the first of your sentences I began to slip into a sort of justified fury flowstate

I would be more than happy to answer any further questions you have, especially if you pick a different subject matter

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I would like to apologize for my noncommunicated hiatus. It's already been a year since I dropped off the face of the earth (heh, in a way more literal than you would assume.)

No need to fear, though. I will be absent from my blogging NO FURTHER.

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I'm so cold

[official-noelle]

Do you play among us

I do! :3 kris, berdly, suzie, and I play together sometimes.. berdly gets upset when I mess with him though, 'cause its bad sportsmanship XD

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It's a COLLABORATIVE game and when you ignore that aspect of it you're not only not having fun, you're WASTING EVERYONES TIME. You're not just messing with me, you're playing just to troll me and frustrate EVERYONE.

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Iceeria simulator was bad, they discarded the beloved core game play loop in exchange for a juvenile mobile game. If I wanted to play a simulator, I'd play one of the many excellent minecraft mod packs centering around Mekanism

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I think the FNAI AR games were, as much as I am loath to admit it, an interesting expansion of the franchise's lore.

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It is far too cold out

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@official-noelle please stop filling my inbox with FNAI lore videos. I appreciate your gaming enthusiasm but I'm not watching those.

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why not? huh? you not ready to commit to the lore?

tsk.

thou art nothing but a fraud. a FAKE.

i am pointing and laughing at how pathetic you are. how DARE you even attempt to fathom such an inane PROSPECT of calling yourself a gamer while you have not committed HOURS into the lore of one of the most famous gaming franchises.

you, good sir, bring shame upon the gaming community.

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How dare you.

I have devoted countless hours to playing the game and finding the lore hidden within, however I am unwilling to devote even a modicum of my time to "speculation", if the drivel certain Gaming Theorists spew can even be considered that.

Quiz me if you must, I have an encyclopedic knowledge of the bites, 87 AND 83, but I will NOT spend any energy listening to the words of a YouTuber who so grievously misunderstood the lore of Hollow Knight

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alas, i must offer my deepest apologies. you call me a troll, but i am but a lost soul searching for guidance. i may have fooled you, but i myself, cannot be considered a true gamer. in the poor man's words, "i've been friggin grounded for weeks and i suck at FPS." this original reblog was but a bout of weakness, a foolish attempt to search for your attention. i see now, that was the poor man's idea. i despretly fall to my knees at your vast gamer knowledge, and i beg you, forgive my foolish actions, and teach me the ways.

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It is quite all right, my fellow gamer. We had a misunderstanding, but now, like a certain pizza tycoons soul in hell, our gaming spirit can only burn brighter.