SmashleyNom

My name's spelled Ashely. A-s-h-e-l-y

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Tried to take a family photo…” - handfulofgirl

[smashley-nom]

For anyone that has never experienced what it is like to be around huskies, this picture explains huskies perfectly. 

[mybrainkindahoyts]

When your whole squad backs you up in a fight but you music af.

[mybrainkindahoyts]

Thanks for 1,000 notes guys 💕

[sawftbinch]

i’m just mad that they were able to hide 2 whole people + trombones behind one person that’s amazing

[cerastes]

Mother: “What do you even do in the internet that you dedicate so much time to it?”

Me:

[thequintab]

whenever i try to take care of a plant

[smashley-nom]

Me, chasing away all of the Undertale shitposts.

[starshinebeast]

ATTENTION ARTISTS: Need help calculating your commission prices?

A tool that I’ve found is really handy is a called the Cash Clock. It’s a simple program that measures both the time that you’re working on a piece as well as how much money you should be earning. You can adjust the hourly wage to whatever you feel is right. Simply start the clock whenever you begin working on a project right up until you’re finished. It can give you a clear indication of what you should charge for commissions.

No artist should make below minimum wage for their artwork.

The Cash Clock is found as a download here. 

My art tumblr

My deviantart

[tiergan-vashir]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE THIS INSTEAD OF CHARGING PEANUTS FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK. 

Please, please, please at least make sure you’re making minimum wage.

[simisear]

Let em rip

[jasonsrustycrowbar-blog]

This is a totally accurate representation of what it’s like to work at a sex shop.

[loraclespeaks]

100%

Other fun things to do:

Handcuff your employees together and see who can free themselves first

Dramatic readings of “erotic fiction”

Dildo duels (lightsaber noises optional but recommended)

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

The manic laughter

[jennytrout]

The best part is, you don’t hear any other voices on this recording. This is a person who is alone doing this.

[smashley-nom]

me: (is really in a rough place and wants love and validation)

me: (doesn't want to come off as needy/manipulative for asking for help)

me: (says some weird/funny catchphrase to distract people from the fact that i'm suffering)

[jellieblood]

Sacks: hacked

[twinkfl0yd]

i’m in

[mediamattersforamerica]

An important perspective in light of recent events.

Watch this. 

[ash-adventures]

Because this shit is worldwide and is a lot more important than what ever the content of this blog is.

[areies]

when yr paranoia is rlly vague so its just like

[weloveshortvideos]

He thought he was in on it

[miss-intj-capricorn-deactivated]

LMAO

[obnoxxiouss-blog]

[obnoxxiouss-blog]

[notabrobro]

#fusion is a cheap tactic to make weak skeletons stronger

[fantazomai-blog]

[mybloodisstillalive-deactivated]

[strongermonster]

individual canadians confirmed as 5 gays in a trench coat

[motelrosary]

Zodiac Signs - Crystals & Minerals

Aries: spectrolite

Taurus: azurite

Gemini: tanzan aura

Cancer: erythrite

Leo: chalcopyrite + dolomite

Virgo: ametrine

Libra: morganite

Scorpio: amethyst geode

Sagittarius: lightning ridge black opal

Capricorn: “iron rose” hematite

Aquarius: dendritic opal

Pisces: angel aura quartz

[quinnzele]

THE KIND OF HOROSCOPE POST I CAN REALLY GET BEHIND

[riotsnotdiets]

damn i’d rather be a pisces than a sagittarius right about now

[dreamytillandsia-deactivated201]

bby-plant  !!!

(i’m a libra, so pretty and pink!)