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[byjove]

imagine we’re about to have sex and I’m like “can I put on a playlist” and we start having sex and you realize the playlist consists of royalty free music used in the back of Creepypasta narration videos from 2012

[vero-lynn]

I could have added anyone else but she won.

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[underachievingsawyer]

Slenderverse Analysis

Guide to the slenderverse [coming soon]

Slenderman's original lore

Marble Hornets Timeline

Marble hornets effect

Marble Hornets: Rosswood Timeline

Marble Hornets: Rosswood thoughts [Coming soon]

EverymanHYBRID Timeline

The EvermanHYBRID effect

DarkHarvest00 Thoughts [Coming soon]

[crestamorph]

[dappermouth]

And then you had that dream again.

[kokosnusslos]

careful now

[sznycelekshapedcreature]

does windows 11 ms paint have layers? yes. but drawing on only one can be far more fun

[fizpup]

Cool guy alert

[melosabi]

you heard him

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[soymoss]

knighty night alt colors

[crabussy]

half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area

[crabussy]

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

[crabussy]

artistic depiction of the event

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

your penis is died. game oval

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

dude pay attention

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[mauveflwrs]

Yayoi Kusama  The Sea in the Evening Glow (Facing the Imminent Death) 1988

[thegikitiki]

Living Room Decor, 1962

[thegikitiki]

Source: The Giki Tiki Archives

[negativeresponse]

i like when i put a little emoticon at the end of my parentheticals (like this ^_^) because it turns it into a messageworm