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- Draco and Harry use code -

Harry: Fuck you Malfoy

Draco: No Fuck you

Harry: FUCK YOU

Draco: NO YOU

Harry: I SWEAR MALFOY.... fuck you

Draco: ...fine

Ron: Bloody hell what just happened

Pansy: It’s there stupid code, there arguing who’s gonna top

Ron: These are the days I wish I was never born

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Draco: If I were to say... I like Potter rather than hate him... would that make me gay?

Pansy: What do you mean by like?!

Draco: You’re not helping Pansy

Pansy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY LIKE?!

Draco: Jeez ok I guess I like his hair...

Pansy: Like you wanna run your hands through it

Draco: What?! Ew! No! Of course not...why would you say that... I definitely wouldn’t... want to...hold hands with him... or kiss him on the lips-

Pansy: Draco

Draco: Huh what?

Pansy: You just answered your own question

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Harry: I’m tired on the lying Draco! Now tell me why have you been ignoring me this entire week!

Draco: I haven’t been ignoring you Harry, I’ve just been busy

Harry: With what?! What are you not telling me! I’m your boyfriend so please communicate with me!

Draco: I-I can’t

Harry: What do you mean you can’t, I feel like you’re slipping through my fingers...

Draco: Please don’t say that!

Harry: A-Are you cheating on me?

Draco: WHAT! No it’s nothing like that!

Harry: Then what is it Draco! You have been distancing your self from me more and more! So tell me, so I don’t have to think the worst

Draco: B-But you haven’t thought the worst have you?

Harry: What are you saying?

Draco, starting to cry: I got a letter a week ago

Harry: Ok...

Draco, crying: My mum- s-she...

Harry: Oh Draco...I’m so sorry, I didn’t know...

Draco: It’s fine, it’s fine I don’t blame you, I just didn’t want to tell you because if I told anyone then I knew it would be r-real...

Harry: *Hugs Draco* I’m so so so so sorry. I love you so much. It’s gonna be ok. I promise you...

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Draco: I’m glad you’re not smart

Harry: What?

Draco: Because if you were, you wouldn’t have married me

Harry: What is that supposed to mean?

Draco: I’m saying that if you were smart then you would have seen how much of a disappointment I am to have as a husband

Harry: Hey... don’t say that, what made you think that!? I love you Draco and you could never be a dissappoinment to me!

Harry, frowning: Come here

Draco, starting to cry: *Crawls into Harry’s arms*

Harry: *Kisses the top of Draco’s head* I love you so much

Draco: *Crying* I love you too

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How Harry and Ginny break up:

Harry & Ginny at the same time: I have something to tell you- sorry

Harry: You go first

Ginny: No you

Harry: Really you

Ginny: Ok fine, I’m in love with someone else

Harry: You are? Oh thank god!

Ginny: WHAT

Harry: I didn’t mean it like that, it’s just that I’m in love with someone else also...

Ginny: Oh, well I guess that settles that

Harry: Yeah

Ginny: Who is it?

Harry: .....Draco

Ginny: That’s not surprising

Harry: And you- oh wait let me guess, Luna

Ginny: How did you know?

Harry: She talks about you all the time

Ginny: Of course she does

Harry: I suppose blondes are more our type then huh

Ginny, laughing: Yeah, I suppose so

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Harry: You look good today Potter

Draco: That’s not my name idiot

Harry: It is gonna be soon though *Gets down on one knee*

Draco: *le gasp*

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Harry: Kiss me!

Draco: No

Harry: Why not? *Insert sad face*

Draco: Because... because you’re to good for me

Harry: Oh stooopp don’t be like that Draco! Now come here! *Pounces on Draco*

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Draco: HAAARRYYYY!!

Harry: Oh my god what?

Draco: I-I think my hair is falling out!

Harry: *Snorts*

Draco: It’s not funny!

Harry, laughing: Yes it is! Maybe it’s because you put that poisonous gel into you hair everyday

Draco: It’s not gonna be funny when you have nothing to hold on to in bed

Harry:

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Harry: Have you been diagnosed with a bitchy personality?

Draco: Uh no

Harry: Well I’m diagnosing you with it

Draco, sighing: Wonderful Harry, that’s just great do I get pills for my condition?

Harry, smiling: No, you just get me

Draco: Oh Merlin, just go away

Harry: Oh so I’m Merlin now?

Draco: I hate you

Harry: So I was right about my diagnosis then?

Draco:

Draco: Have you been diagnosed with a annoying personality? Because if not I’m diagnosing you with it

Harry: Oh fuck you

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Harry: Hey honey I’m home, I-

Draco: *On top of the refrigerator holding a fly swatter*

Harry, walking back out the door: Yeah, I can’t do this today

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Voldemort: Draco, tell me, are you up for the task?

Draco: Yes

Voldemort: My Lord

Draco: There’s no need to call me Lord, dark one

Voldemort: You bitch-

Draco got it from Harry, anyways RIP Draco

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Interviewer: What do you think of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy dating?

Luna: I like your necklace, that color symbolizes philosophy and friendship.

Interviewer: Uh thank you? Could you answer the question Ms. Lovegood?

Luna: Yes, of course. Harry and Draco, I think they’re very cute together. I like them dating. I feel like they always had a connection that was not plain to the naked eye, but something deeper. They both went though some trauma at such a young age and throughout their life it makes them very compatible. I believe that they were always meant to be and they have a really strong love connection. I admire that in them and I do hope they have a beautiful family together one day. So that is what I think.

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Interviewer: What was your first reaction when your best friend started dating Draco Malfoy?

Ron: I was pissed at first, as matter as fact I still am. I’m fine with Harry liking guys but not Draco Malfoy. I mean I want Harry to be happy and all but Draco Malfoy of all people! OF ALL PEOPLE. Did you know that Malfoy bleaches his hair? No? Well that’s a bit of info for you then, but don’t tell him I said that he’ll probably kill me...wait,then maybe...Harry will break up with him because he killed his best friend! I am so smart. Sorry, anyways yeah I was mad but I had time to cool off and I’m happy for Harry and that’s all that matters to me. ...I still hate him though. 

-Sometime later-

Draco: HE SAID WHAT?! THAT IS NOT TURE WHATSOEVER!

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Interviewer: Did you know that Harry and Draco were dating in school?

Hermione: Well at first I didn’t suspect anything but after only a day it was only reasonable to assume. There were simply to many clues and facts not to ignore. So I took matters into my own hands and followed Harry one night. And don’t get me wrong it was for a good cause. I’m not the type of person so stalk people, that’s more of Harry’s specialty. So I did see him with Draco that night, which then ended my  suspicions. Well that’s it, I kept it a secret until they came out, I eventually told Harry that I knew all along, but he wasn’t surprised or maybe he was... but I thought he wouldn’t since it was quite obvious I knew. I kept giving him hints whenever he would leave the common room suddenly. But you know Harry, he’s-

Interviewer & Hermione: Oblivious

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Interviewer: What did you think of Harry stalking you during your sixth year?

Draco: It was unapologetically the absolute worst thing I ever had to work around. That little bitch wouldn’t stop following me around for the whole year, and of course he almost killed me. I mean I was crying for Merlin’s sake- shit did I say crying? I wasn’t crying! Ugh! That’s not the point. Anyways I hated the little fucker more then ever after that, but you know the rest. I’m just glad in the end we got married.

Interviewer: ...

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Interviewer: So what changed for Draco after you started dating?

Harry: Well for one he can finally accept that’s he’s gay...nope nevermind he can’t. No! Well... he can expect that we’re dating! Oh wait also no. Hmmm, well he’s not depressed anymore! So I think that’s a good thing! Ha ha ha... could you go to the next question please? 

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Draco, in bed: *Opens his eyes in pitch black room* Harry?

Draco: ...Harry?

Draco, getting up and walking around the house to go find Harry: Harry, what are you doing?

Harry, cleaning the kitchen: Oh hey babe

Draco: Harry, it’s 3 in the morning

Harry: Sorry did I wake you?

Draco: Well I sensed you weren’t with me

Harry: Aww you sensed me

Draco: What are you even doing- you know what, nevermind, could you just come back to bed

Harry: Fine, only because you sensed I was gone, very sweet of you