snake? snake.

19 | ♀ | ISTJ >WITCH OF RAGE >DERSE DREAMER< Call me Izzy or Iz. I'm an adult that is doing a shitty job at being an adult. Ignore me.

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New and improved

I'm now at @whysabelle

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I'm really tempted to just make a whole new account on here and try and be more productive on there. This one has turned into a shit storm and there's no going back. There's literally nothing but reblogs on here and some minor shitposting. If I do make another blog I'll make a post directing the few followers that aren't p/rn blogs to my new account.

[victorvonvaporwave]

[wheremyscalesslither]

me to my future SO

me: hey i gotta clean the animal enclosures. them: k. cool good luck. me: dont you want to help? them: nah not really. me:

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Is my guy Tama a normal ball or a morph? I’m not super familiar with morphs but he seems bright compared to others that I’ve seen.

[wheremyscalesslither]

He is a normal. Each individual snake varies considerably within each morph. In additon, he lools quite young yet. Young normals tend to take on a lighter appearence and darken as they age.

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Ahh okay! Thank you for the clarification :)

[dateagirlwhosweird]

Date a girl who crawled out of a TV intending to kill you but ended up crawling into a candlelit dinner you started preparing for seven days in advance and was so astonished she gave it a try and now you’re married.

[jack-bauer-afarmerfromillinois]

#the real ring was the one she put on her finger [X]

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Is my guy Tama a normal ball or a morph? I'm not super familiar with morphs but he seems bright compared to others that I've seen.

[constable-frozen]

The Great Gatsby (2013)

[starrforge]

My incineroar bothers me every 30 minutes in poke refresh…..i love him so much

[spector]

my #1 sexual fantasy is a big handsome ripped yautja coming into my room at night and snapping my neck, killing me instantly

[cuddlyjew]

Daily inspiration from the Game Grumps 

Part 1

[sensoryseekinganakin]

[nadowell]

Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.

[b00otyfriedrice]

😂😂😂😂

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horrifying monster: *crawls into my window and reaches for me*

me: fucking finally, thank god

horrifying monster: wow way to just suck the fun out of killing people and eating their bone marrow

me: can we at least make out a little

horrifying monster: you're fucking sick

[felyne-comrade]

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[morefunthanb4]