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originally we invented agriculture in order to obtain more food for less work, and it was a hit for a while, but then humanity discovered that you could use it to obtain something way better: numbers on a screen
I legitimately think the first video game to ever say the word "bisexual" out loud was Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. There is a nonzero chance it was actually the first video game to print "bisexual" in a text format.
It is very possible that the first video game character to ever say the word "Bisexual" out loud was Solid Snake.
Based on what I found, the first ever bisexual character in a video game was Curtis Craig from Phantasmagoria 2 (1996) but I have yet to find out if he says the word "bisexual" in the scene where this is revealed
He does not. He says he's attracted to his male best friend but he never says the word "bisexual."
The first ever character to ever correctly and overtly identify a person as bisexual was Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)
I once again have to point out for those who've never played mgs2 he says this when asked if another character that goes by the name of vamp is a vampire
Everyone here who hasn’t yet needs to see how fucking incredible this whole conversation is.
Snake: “He was at church when a bomb went off, got pierced by a crucifix, survived by drinking his family’s blood.”
Raiden: “So that’s why he’s called Vamp?”
Snake: “No it’s because he’s bisexual.”
Every instance of this screenshot I have seen, I assumed was an edit as a joke.
306.765 (not 398.45)
bisexuality (not vampires)
I’m so bad at social interactions. someone asked if I needed a ride to something, and I answered with a three paragraph rant about boiled voles. to which they did not reply
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Yes, yes! all according to my nefarious plan
*caresses your cheek* your favourite pokemon is scyther.
okay! yay!
*maintains a serene expression whilst a thin vein becomes visible across my forehead*
favorite tag ever. what a life i could be living
Where are yall writing?
t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING
this is really how it feels
thinking about how the cosmetics industry would have been devastated if widespread masking is still a thing in society. lipstick? useless. foundation? transfers too much and sales plummet. the only survivors would probably be eye products and maybe lip balm. i would not be surprised if Big Cosmetics (TM) also lobbied for early relaxation of pandemic policies.
yes this post is motivated by my instagram feed serving me makeup content
During lockdown, women were OPENLY talking about how much more time they had to themselves without being expected to perform an elaborate hair and makeup routine every morning. Just one more thing society has memory-holed for back-to-normal. 🙃
you are white before you are trans and i feel like some of y'all forget that
this post is proof that white people hate it when you tell them they hold privilege over people of color
obsessed w this fucking tweet
This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it