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Rimmer: Did you miss me while I was gone? Cat: You were gone?

he's such a loser. i identify with him in so many ways.

Rimmer: See, the problem is, Listy, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D. Lister: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.

#arnold rimmer #dave lister #red dwarf

Lister: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

#dave lister #red dwarf #our boy has had quite a shitty time of it

Rimmer: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!? Lister: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

#rimmer #lister #red dwarf

Rimmer: I intend to stay pissed at you forever. Rimmer: Even if I seem helpful. Lister: Then you're in luck. Lister: Because you don't.

#rimmer #lister #red dwarf

Kryten: Why are your tongues purple? Lister: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Rimmer: I had a red one. Kryten: oh. Kryten: Kryten: OH. Cat: Cat: You drank each others' slushies?

#kryten #lister #rimmer #cat #rimster #red dwarf

Rimmer: I just heard Lister call the Cat a “smegging liar” because he screeched like someone was at the door and no one was there.

#rimmer #red dwarf

justalitlecreacher

The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in Shrek

We, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s calling herself these terrible things because she is an ogre. If Fiona is these things because she is is an ogre what does that make Shrek?

If Fiona says no one could love her because she is an ogre, she is saying that Shrek is also unloveable whether she wants to or not.

Imo the scene is a really good portrayal of how when you talk poorly of yourself or others for having a trait, you’re also talking about every other person who shares that trait; even if you love them or think what you’re saying doesn’t apply to them.

informationsorter

Not going to lie, I saw the word “Shrek” and never expected this to be a deep post.

mosswall

On the being deep about Shrek website?

It's got layers.

got It's layers.

Rimmer: Lister is not allowed to violate the dress code, even on 'casual' Fridays. Rimmer: No matter how many times you say please, Lister. We won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.

#rimmer #lister #red dwarf

Cat: It’s funny how well you and Rimmer get along. Didn’t he hate you at first? Lister: Rimmer hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

#the cat #lister #rimmer #red dwarf

Rimmer: What’s up? I’m back. Lister: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Rimmer: Death is a social construct.

#rimmer #lister #red dwarf

a-case-of-the-ace

"The average JMC employee gets put on report 12 times a year" factoid is actually a statistical error. The average JMC employee is reported 0 times a year.

Dave Lister, who is put on report by Arnold Judas Rimmer every 5 minutes, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

#red dwarf

Kryten: How do Mr Lister and Mr Rimmer usually get out of these messes? Cat: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

#kryten #the cat #rimmer #lister #red dwarf

darkdumbass

Successor

(Poster under the cut bcs I put my whole ass into it.)

#superb #arnold rimmer #ace rimmer #red dwarf

Lister: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really really ugly. Rimmer, on the bottom bunk: Oh, smeg off!

#lister #rimmer #red dwarf

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