skate or die, mortal!

the name is fog | they/them | agender | god let me live for [so many] years and i‘m going to make that everyone else’s problem

[epsilontauri]

hi and welcome to my blog

some basics:

in general i started believing that leaving any personal information about yourself on the internet is bad, given the current digital landscape.

name: here it’s just fog, a remnant of my old blog name.

age: i'm an adult with 10+ years of experience in adulting. go do math about it.

sign: sagittarius sun, cancer moon, leo rising

gender, sexuality and so on: agender nonbinary transmasc // bisexual // polyamorous

special interest: danmei/bl/yaoi (yes it’s cringe get off my dick), medical science, cats and several re-occurring hyperfixations

i‘m basically just reblogging shit and post selfies/outfits or vent in the tags. it’s mostly memes and popular posts, but occasionally your dashboard will be flooded with whatever i‘m interacting right now or my special interests.

i don’t have notifications on my phone. none. asks and tagging me might get under, i‘m sorry about that, but i won’t change this.

other:

i will block you when: you give me weird vibes, are an asshole in general or your blog looks like the sex spam bot blogs. you know which ones.

other social media: ask me, but it will take a while until i respond and won’t guarantee that i‘ll share it with you.

[cipher-fresh]

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

[cishetlessfashion]

Love triangle plots: ugh I like both of these people a lot, my feelings for them are equal and I don’t think I can choose between them

The general public: yes this is a completely relatable and plausible scenario

Polyamorous person: I love my partners equally and I couldn’t choose between them

The general public: sounds fake but ok

[polyampire]

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[foxykindofstand]

people aren't having sex anymore because Leonard Cohen had all of it in the 70s

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[tobiasdrake]

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[alarmist-nonsense]

[0v9]

this is what upstairs neighbors have

[that-house]

[transmascfrankiero]

i’m of a demographic now where i get a lot of baby/mom/birth content pushed at me on insta and facebook. i have now seen at least four separate videos of influencer type women in active labor who are…doing a full face of makeup in between contractions, complete with lash strips and setting spray???? this is so horrifying to me. what do you MEAN you’re applying nose contour to squeeze a human being out of your vagina. sometimes they have to stop short and drop everything they’re holding to clutch at the sides of their hospital bed and scream in pain, and then the person behind the camera (who is sometimes their HUSBAND/father of their soon to be born child???????) will say something insane like “you’re gonna have to do that eyeliner over again if you cry it off”

what the fuck. social media is a disease and society is dying of it

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[frogribbit]

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

[flameraven]

He’s right.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

no wait come back property IS violence

[mothcub]

Prepare my pillow.

[dovvvvv]

[rolodextra]

tag that make me frantically dig my earbuds out of my pocket in this public restroom

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[uesp]

"So of course a giant bug appeared, with the greatest eastern wizard inside it. He could see past Vivec's disguise and knew of the warrior-poet's divinity but he thought himself so powerful that he talked harshly:"

'See what you have wrought, silly Triune! Columns of nonsense and litany fiends! I cannot believe how reason or temperance can be made whole again due to your eating, eating, eating! Consort with more demons, why don't you?'

"Vivec stabbed the wizard through his soul."

--From The Thirty-Six Lessons of Vivec, Sermon Twenty-Six