avi @smoelpoes - Tumblr Blog

i fear i haven't found an evil witch that can turn me into a cow yet

#where do you find witches?#evil wizards and where to find them #evil wizard #evil witch #please i want to be a cow and peacefully eat grass

my roman empire is lorde dropping albums whenever the world needs it the most

#lorde #virgin #what was that #man of the year #lorde summer #roman empire

i hate his stunky butt because he made me not only fall in love with him but also with sailing

LIKE BRO YOU ARE ALREADY EXPENSIVE ENOUGH NOW I HAVE GOT A BOAT AND AN ADDICTION FOR SAILING

addison's music got me feeling like i'm high off some sort of gass

#addison rea #i'm just a girl #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #lana core #music #diet pepsi #aquamarine

smoelpoes

me to my colleague: "you're a shit driver" me 2 seconds later: *hits a pole while he's watching*

smoelpoes

instant karma.

#karma #i'm just a girl #oopsie #instant karma #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #girlboss

me to my colleague: "you're a shit driver" me 2 seconds later: *hits a pole while he's watching*

greelin

damn that’s wild. Maybe the solution is gay sex

smoelpoes

sending this to every political party in town

i failed my license, i should have been more casual and go knee deep in the passenger seat :,)

#casual #driver license #knee deep in the passenger seat #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #i'm just a girl #girlblogger #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #girlboss #im just a girl #hell is a teenage girl #they hate to see a girlboss winning #help

seeing the love of my life going from "i don't like that cat" to yelling her name in his sleep because he misses her is just insane

#catlover #cat

i miss his stinky butt :(

"do you want bigger tits? nicer butt?"

no jane, i want to be an inflatable man in front of car dealerships.

#Ultimate bodygoals #i'm just a girl #girlblogger #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #girlboss #im just a girl #hell is a teenage girl #body goals #please let me be an inflatable man in front of a peugot store #inflatable man

greelin

who wouldn’t let a vampire suck them off. Am i right brother

smoelpoes

off or out???

the difference between them is a lot i fear.

either way;

kosmogrl

adonischildsupportcase

queermasculine

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

smoelpoes

these give off the same vibe

queermasculine

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

queermasculine

idk sorry

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

avi