one of the most impressive mammals in the crater

dyke | he/they | 27 | uk

[rainbow-femme]

Bro they got geep in Ohio

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[orchuris]

op disabled reblogs but i still want this

[lemonmeloncookies]

[papayajuan2019]

big year for letting time pass you by

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[softness-and-shattering]

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[dallydewdrop]

strength training my pinky finger so i can make better promises

[turtles-allthewaydown]

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

[333444deadbot]

They're going to have me assassinated. Even though I'm boyish *puts finger to earpiece and listens* because I'm boyish

[mangled-by-disuse]

OK i put together my presentation

(it still needs prettifying but it's late and i have more actual work to do)

*ahem*

slide deck, please:

[mangled-by-disuse]

important notes from the presentation:

three different people looked at "his dad is a dick" and strenuously disagreed that this was irrelevant, so, you know. i stand corrected.

we are all very sad that boromir lost his horse. even though the horse, canonically, was fine.

i always forget that people who are primarily film fans just Do Not Know that bilbo ground the whole council of elrond to a halt to give a poetry reading and complain about the catering.

why is this allowed? because bilbo is elrond's emotional support hobbit. frodo is bilbo's emotional support hobbit which is why he adopted him. sam is, of course, frodo's emotional support hobbit. merry and pippin are everyone's emotional support hobbits. fatty bolger is nobody's emotional support hobbit because he stayed in the shire, where fortunately Nothing Bad Happened At All, Definitely Not

i have been vehemently vindicated in my belief that "curse you and all your kin to darkness and death!" is an entirely valid response to being called before 11am

i'm glad i included both the concluding slides because they got the biggest laughs of the presentation

[dogpuppy]

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[algorithmist]

[project-catgirlpiller]

[tiny-space-whale]

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

[tragediegh]

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

[bluejayblueskies]