one of the most impressive mammals in the crater

dyke | he/they | 27 | uk

[aloyhh]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[verminfang]

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

[wordfather]

[galaxywarp]

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[urandroidgirl]

The path of inaction will not lead me to the life I want

[safetynot9uaranteed]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

[koiagain]

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

[veryluckyclovers]

[c3rvida3]

I don't think interior decorators should be allowed to exist. Not because I don't think there are people who have a unique gift for curating spaces, but it just feels like lying to have someone else do that for you. I think if you're ass at decorating, I should know that when I enter a room. I wanna go to the dentist and he's got an unframed Scarface poster duct taped to the wall because he thinks it will make me feel more comfortable, like he's not a regular dentist, he's a cool dentist who likes movies, and I don't want anybody to be able to tell him he shouldn't do that. Life could be a dream.

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[persianmom]

y’all hype up men on this app that I would personally use as a scarecrow

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[yenthecat]

HOLDING PAWS

[pmamtraveller]

Matchboxes featuring cats by Arna Miller and Ravi Zupa.

[damejoansutherland]

side benefit of communal all-gender restrooms is that they may be our best chance to shame cis men into washing their hands

[damejoansutherland]

i was in a communal all-gender restroom today and as i was washing my hands a middle-aged man came out of one of the stalls, started to make for the door, clocked me standing at the sinks, and changed course to wash his hands with a real hangdog look on his face

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning