the humble flattened text

asks are CLOSED here but open on my artblog for literally anything :]] this is my reblog blog/one that i follow/like from . hi

[orchuris]

heyyy!! I'm Eris (orchuris) and I reblog here :] my art page is @orchurisarts , most of my info is on there if you wanna go look. basic info here -

i use she/he/it with any terms, although I prefer the honorific mg./mage if you refer to me like that I am A MINOR (16+) I always use tw/cw tags when required! I also sometimes reblog suggestive posts or dirty jokes- tagged as #cw suggestive or #cw dirty joke . please filter responsibly!

i am Shit at knowing when. isay something awkward so if something comes off as rude/weird please let me know so i can clarify >:

i focus on the fandoms i like and do not upkeep with/support whatever the fuck creators r doing. if there is a new cancelling type thing going on please do not tell me i probably already know

——— asks to this blog are now closed. Please go send them to @orchurisarts instead! :] I accept any asks as long as they follow the askbox rules. bothering the beast is welcome

prior to this change asks were tagged under #asks answered and by individual peoples usernames at the time

tag key under the cut:

Tag Key:

#inspo/#inspiration - posts that give positive Vibes for stories/designs #draw later/#use later - either bookmarks or posts i want to use for incorrect quotes #resources - highly disorganized tag for anything useful for art, rep, or irl things #[fandom] - IPs. for multiple seasons (eg: Bfdi -> Bfdia -> Idfb -> Bfb -> Tpot) i tag via individual season. #[Character] - Characters. For those that have often shared names I tag additionally by fandom (ex: #taco vs #taco ii). My own characters are prioritized over existing ones, ex Candle from my own story is tagged as #candle while II candle gets #candle ii #lunar siblings tag - my personal tag for collecting posts that either discuss or have blorbotag vibes for the Lunar Siblings headcanon, which is what I call one and four as siblings :]

[cup1d1an-l0v3r]

people who bully others over their redesigns SUCK‼️‼️‼️‼️ who even CARES if they’re FLUFFY‼️‼️‼️‼️

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[other-orchid]

this post has genuinely helped me so i used it as inspiration for today’s hand lettering practice

[senecio11]

Lightner AU but it's just Ralsei and their ever-expanding collection of Wacky Roommates

[senecio11]

'College Buddies'

Did Flowery get some insane work done? Is he a secretly a vampire? Is he just absolutely cracked at photoshop and using it to mess with people? We may never know...

Part of my Lightner AU!

[phantomqueen]

my storytelling final! or, that week i almost went blind cross-hatching!

it’s a couple weeks old at this point, but i’m still proud of it (all that cross-hatching…) even though looking back at it now i can see a ton of flaws or things i just could’ve done better. maybe i’ll redo it one day.

the page colors are kind of wonky because they’re photographs; i didn’t have a scanner big enough for the pages.

hell yeah monster/human friendships

[immabethehero]

Awwww, cute comic!!!

[orchuris]

@evilherehotel

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

[intersexfairy]

it's okay. you don't have to feel love. love isn't the point of it all. there's nothing wrong with you, and there's more to this world than love. i and so many others are glad you exist. just the way you are.

please don't judge yourself. advocate for yourself when others are mean to you, and surround yourself with people who support you. you deserve better. i promise.

[lunawolf237-is-gay]

The contrast in their ""mentorship"" is hilarious.

[ispyspookymansion]

does anyone care about WOMEN making bad decisions and overstepping boundaries to get the job done does anyone care about WOMEN following the road to hell paved with good intentions. lets get more girlies with morally gray situations going on and lets get it Now

[dailyonetpot]

Shes In Her Little Nest🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

[cosmovein]

“omg i hate pencil for doing that to four” like four wouldn’t go crazy defending her on every website you know and some more you don’t

[i-love-my-blorbo-polls]

Is your blorbo cannonically nonbinary?

Yes! My blorbo is nonbinary!

Yes! My blorbo is agender/genderless

Yes! My blorbo is Demigender

Yes! My blorbo is xenogender

Yes! My blorbo doesn’t fit one of these groups though

No

Maybe?

Other

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

[blackqueerblog]

[avellach-the-realmwalker]

Chik-fil-le sandwich

INGREDIENTS:

4 hamburger buns, split

1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated

1 beefsteak tomato, sliced

20 dill pickle slices

FOR THE CHICKEN

2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts

1 cup dill pickle juice

1 ½ cups milk, divided

1 cup peanut oil

1 large egg

½ cup all-purpose flour

1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar

Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

DIRECTIONS:

Place a chicken breast on a cutting board. With your hand flat on top of it, carefully slice the chicken in half horizontally. Trim excess fat as needed.

In a large shallow baking dish, combine chicken, pickle juice and ½ cup milk; marinate for at least 30 minutes. Drain well.

Heat peanut oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.

In another large shallow baking dish, whisk together remaining 1 cup milk and egg. Stir in chicken to coat and drain excess milk mixture.

In a gallon size Ziploc bag or large bowl, combine chicken, flour and confectioners’ sugar; season with salt and pepper, to taste.

Working in batches, add chicken to the skillet and cook until evenly golden and crispy, about 4-5 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.

Serve chicken immediately on burger buns with green leaf lettuce, tomato and pickles.

[stardust-lightning]

Also if y’all are interested, I have the copycat recipes for the Frosted Lemonade and the Chicken Nuggets

https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/copycat-chick-fil-a-nuggets/2b483ee0-a13e-4a3f-bf0b-9b26099c6e24

https://cincyshopper.com/copycat-chick-fil-a-frosted-lemonade/

[blueskittlesart]

nightmares

part 2 to this everyone lives au comic (and this one also lol.) 24 pages of asgore and chara arguing over the morality of killing children as promised

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

[mich-vanadis]

In a world full of "Rocky hates Stratt" I am "Rocky thinks Stratt is brave for giving up the one person who understood her most"

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

And we need more of you guys