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[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[nvlha]

P A P A B L E S S

@drtss

[hilakleins]

invented love, invented marriage, invented relationships, invented dating, invented goals, invented being best friends

[bullee]

[firmlygr4spit]

[sandandglass]

[literaryglamour]

[octopussiour]

[oparnoshoshoi]

Prison industrial complex must be crushed

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

She’s procrastinating

[elevenspower]

who

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

the girl reading this

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[the-meme-experiment]

This is garbage

[ohnopicturesofanothercat]

Those leg stripes. And that piercing irritated gaze.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[spongebob-daily]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[alivingfandoomreference]

I have no luck right now. Halp.

[galaxypokemon06]

Why does this have so many notes

[adoringhorrorborn]

because its not one of your posts.

[ana-logical]

Roger is precious to me.

[professor-pigeon]

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

(source)

[brolynn]

Year: 2045

Me: Hey sweetie! how was school?

Child: Great! We are doing this really cool study about early social media! I was assigned to YouTube! Remember it?

Me: *stares into camera like its the office*

[cat-memes-only]