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dreamhs

not all who wander are lost.

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cnet

Drone with grabbing claw arms can lift 44 pounds

Prodrone’s latest creation could lift a four-year-old child, and uses its 5-axis metal claws to perch on fences like a bird.

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This drone, here depicted stealing chairs from the poor, could also be used to abduct a four year old

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Are YOU prepared for when the machines come to try and take ur young

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naughty children get snatched by the Clawcopter

n0chillvibes

New story to scare children!

gerrycanavan

understanding art, lesson one

krabbydon

this will never not be funny

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

nasty-twerp

that was a religious experience

mightyfemme

me

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I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

hoediac

His little ears flopping in he wind

cuttleskulls

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

theonion

NASHVILLE, TN—Noting that he had recently broken up with a longtime partner, local man Pete Kempton, 36, told reporters Monday that he was “not really looking to date right now,” conveying the misguided belief that he was somehow exempt from the all-powerful, mysterious whims of Eros. “It’s been five years since I was single, and I’m just looking forward to doing my own thing and not getting romantically involved with anyone for a while,” said Kempton, as if Cupid’s arrow could not at any moment pierce his heart, casting an unbreakable spell that would send him into fits of infatuation for which the only remedy would be the sweet caress of his beloved. “Besides, it wouldn’t be fair for me to start a relationship with someone when that’s really not something I’m ready for yet.” The hapless, stumbling pawn in love’s bewildering labyrinth then added that he wanted to spend some time focusing on himself, as though he had some kind of control over when he would next be overcome by the strange, incurable malady that has afflicted mankind since the dawn of time.