[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[adirtnap]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[zaijey]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[transfemme-shelterdog]

RIP Alex Jones who popped like a balloon in his car.

[transfemme-shelterdog]

To all the haters who say he's actually still alive, I got my news from a reputable source:

[fuzze5]

literally announced on infowars. infowars made by alex jones. this is reputable due to the creator being the subject of it. farewell alex jones

[transfemme-shelterdog]

RIP Alex Jones

[cutecipher]

having a stern talk with Ricky about drinking.

[rickybabyboy]

is a hearty milk cow a new type of vicious tiger?

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[relelvance]

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Voting ended onJul 10

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[spriggan675]

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

[striders]

guy with already disordered sleep habits and is also recently on meds that are known for causing further sleep issues: did you hear they’re making it harder to wake up now

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[fallout-lou-begas]

my roommate and i were trying to identify two birds outside of our window and she's pulling up pictures on her phone and she says "ok so that one's a house sparrow" and shows me a picture i nod my head and then she points to the reddish one next to it outside and says "and that one's a house finch" and she shows me again and i nod and then she switches to a new tab and it's a picture of hugh laurie and she says "and this is house m.d." i'm gonna kill her

[girlballs-archive]

it's tgirl pussy saturday. reblog to obliterate the united states of america and NATO