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unfortunately when i say i like degradation i dont mean it in the 'oh you're such a whore' way i mean it in the 'you're such a fucking slut. Look at how your taking my dick, it's like you were made for this. Made for my use. I'm gonna ruin you, fuck no one else will ever want you after I'm done with you' kinda way

beardedmrbean

ophilosoraptoro

Behold! The printing titty!

sunder-the-gold

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

ahallister

(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)

muckmagister

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

Y'all remember when I was an unhinged stoner hoe and now I am a domesticated housewife who bakes sourdough and makes granola.

#life been wildin at 28

a-delicate-touch

some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr

a-delicate-touch

if you:

can't cum unless x is involved in sex

get incredibly horny and aroused when x IS involved in sex

don't find interest in sex if x is not involved in some way shape or form

then congratulations, you have a fetish!! and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! fetish isnt a bad or ugly thing, it's just something that's a part of your sexuality, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

unless you're into that 😉

i-suggest-vore

Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion

a-delicate-touch

and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore

i-suggest-vore

Feet

animentality

zenbivia

A relationship should be 60/40 and you should both be fighting to be that 60.

You don't need to out shine your partner but you should both be trying to go that little extra step to improve their life each day.

Thank them for everything they do for you even if it's "expected" or they do it every day. Surprise them with a little gift for no reason even if it's as simple as a ring pop. Do one of their chores before they have a chance to do it and don't say anything.

Build each other up!

noshowjones

"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

#bread flour #been making lots of bread and starting spurdough while unemployed #also tempura seaweed snacks

fedeeljoyero

gammadoppler

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

woodrider

Lady Gaga album released. Status effect "Fag Empowerment" applied.

palatial-monstrosity

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

pinketine

Okay now that you guys have liked Lil Nas X, Megan thee Stallion, Kendrick Lamar AND Doechii. Surely you can listen to rap now. Surely you see the merits of the genre. Surely.