Catnip Connoisseur

Smokey: hunting birds and small children since 2016

[smokeykitty]

Welcome to the Cat Blog

Smokey

Birthday- October 22, 2016

Smokey is often too smart for her own good. She enjoys pets and treats and will run to the door and yell when she hears me come home and demands pets as soon as im through the door. She hates getting her nails trimmed and will hold a grudge for as long as twenty minutes. If you pet under her chin, she will drool on you. And don’t you dare let her bowl get empty!

(She overgrooms a bit, so that's why shes kinda bald. She's taking meds for it, though!)

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[pangur-and-grim]

cleaning him

[pangur-and-grim]

those aren’t their names!!!!!!

[everythingfox]

Discussing baby’s future

[melodiusfaux]

They are both doing the "I want" chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it

[pb-dot]

Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there's a little cat on you so you can't. Very frustrating situation there, can't imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn't, as the kids say, be me.

[followthebluebell]

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

[targetedknowledge]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[lrgski]

#frogheaven #beeandfriend #attentiongrabber

[willabee]

her bff (best frog friend)

[only-cat-memes]

[noodlebutts]

Only 3 inches wide

[the-big-mood]

[holedyke]

ahh i see ....

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[vodkaing]

its humon baby

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[rickybabyboy]

thats a humon baby ✅

[jurassicpeanut]

No bond stronger than a disabled girl and her disabled cat

[pangur-and-grim]

dogs that I've been tempted by this week

[pangur-and-grim]

also adoption links, if someone else is also tempted:

Ferka

Fredy

Snowball

Pedro

[snufflingfortruffles]

oh no why did i click on pedro

[pangur-and-grim]

right?? unfortunately I have red-tailed hawks in my neighborhood, and he would be carried off

[kittydealer]

u/HamedAliKhan

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

It’s funny, you can see the exact moment a kitten becomes a cat

[beardedmrbean]

Congratulations on the cat

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope the neighbours don’t mind him watching

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope the sun and the sky don’t mind him watching

[blignick]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

some kind of worm from the ground i think