A Smol Lettuce Leaf

[funniest-stuff]

[hohomylad]

#honestly i dont care if its fake

[underwearandourjackedupthumbs]

It’s not. It happens every day all around the world.

[blackberries-and-arsenic]

[hiddenhogwarts]

so imagine if a student with an anxiety disorder had to face a boggart and they were totally freaking out because they were scared of so many things and knew they might have a panic attack but Lupin doesn't make them face the boggart until after class and he brings plenty of chocolate and works with them really closely to make sure they don't panic uwu

[smol-bi-lettuce-leaf]

It’s a weird feeling for my dad to see the effects of the school system on me.

Like for forever he’s been like “challenge is a good thing” “homework is a good thing” “all you can give is your best and that’s all people will expect out of you”

His whole mentality is that it is somehow easy, and that I should be challenged and have a lot of homework but still get the best grades imaginable. I don’t blame him, he’s never seen my mental breakdowns in seventh or eighth grade. But now? I got an essay back and absolutely /broke down/.

I don’t think he knew what to say. He clearly sees that I’m doing my best, but it isn’t good enough. He clearly sees just how much I care and how much I am working and still failing. He can’t give his usual “comfort” (see quotes above). So it’s weird that he is finally seeing the true effects of something I live with every day. It’s weird that he is more compassionate towards me because of it. School was never hard for him because he didn’t try. He expected it to be easy for me, but now he sees it’s not, and it’s weird for me to have sparked that change.

[smol-bi-lettuce-leaf]

I hate how there is so much literature around men who fall in love with much younger women and we feel so much sympathy towards them because this is /so hard/ for them to go through and yet you never see older women falling in love with younger men because... you know.... that’s just /disgusting/ and /gross/ and /unnecessary/

I’m not saying we should have literature like that because I think the whole older person falling in love with younger person (in a wide enough age range) shouldn’t be portrayed as “good” or “pure” but like it’s gross buddy I don’t get why I’m reading this

[smol-bi-lettuce-leaf]

i dont have a gif for this but i gotta I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING BECAUSE SJKFADJFAKLHDALJFLJJ in the Dan adn Phil get real jobs video they did adn dan hit phil in teh face and phil cussed adn dan IMMEDIATELY took off the VR because phil cussed and he was concerned that was the softesttt thing ever okay i actually ca n t

[claphnelauren]

[susansistired]

I recently started journaling and for some reason I feel a lot less anxious and I get things done?

[creshireneira]

Taking a few minutes out of your day to journal is a great mindfulness practice that helps you focus your thoughts, reduce stress, and help you achieve your goals! Not many people do it because it looks like you are wasting your time but it saves so much time and makes your life so much better! I recommend all my followers to buy a journal and keep up the practice for at least a week. You will notice a positive change in your life. Guaranteed!

[elizxa-beth]

If you are more like me and don’t like staring at a blank page then please check out the Morning Sidekick Journal by Habitnest! I got my journal during their Kickstarter campaign and have been using it ever since! It’s a journal that helps you implement healthy habits and win your morning. They also have other journals for meditation, nutrition, and weightlifting. But just look at this <3

Before I started journaling I was always stressed and directionless and maybe this sounds a bit silly but I am actually conquering my life now!

Check out their website here: habitnest.com

I LOVE IT!

[johnnyishereforever]

Journaling is one of the best habits to have because it makes implementing other habits a lot easier. It keeps your focussed.

Here is a list of habits that could improve your life (with links):

Wake up early

Learn to prioritize

Practice gratitude

Motivate yourself

Read a book every month

Meditate

Exercise more

Network

Save at least 10% of what you earn

Eat healthier

Stretch regularly

Cook more often

Smile more

Connect with nature

Eat more mindfully

Meet new people

Learn a new language

Walk more

Spend more time with family

Reduce the waste you leave behind

[anime-destler]

Where has this been all my life

[r-dankmemes]

[sappyassmemes]

[memes-r-memes]

[insomniac-arrest]

I love cheesy mugs.

Like where images appear:

Or the handle is super charming:

Or a small innocent creature within continues to drown, drown, drown in the liquids as you pour it boiling hot over their heads:

[leia-organa]

Margot Robbie training for her role as Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey

[lowsodiumfreak]

[pineplapple]

[pineplapple]

IT WAS FUCKING TACOS

[joshsundquist]

How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater

[cell113]

This is so funny my everything hurts from laughing so hard. Who is this man and where can I find more of his work?

[vganimefanatic]

John Sundquist. He is the OP too

[11thsense]

Y’all r wildin OUT

[lunaeregia]

HELLO?

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

[http-royalboy-deactivated201811]

BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!

AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED

K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N

[rosjon21620-deactivated20210713]

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

[aidenjaxwrites]

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

[dr-gloom]

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

[fallentitan98]

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

VERY NIcE

[nepenthesophrosyne]

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

[purplmonster]

Here is the other two penguins for those asking. But like srsly this dude has A SHITTON of cool art. He is called “Crazy Tom”

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

Private looks like Dan Howell

[crxclodeth]

I really don’t know how to react to the Dan Howell comment skgmdkgnfnc

[brattylikestoeat]

There is a lot going on here and I have several questions.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

5 FUCKIN POUNDS OF BUTTER!

[realshinjiikari]

The triple shot on a giant fucken carrot PENETRATING this bird was unnecessary

[luciasatalina]

why now