Uhhhhhhh This Is Weird

Maximum Cronch

[soberscientistlife]

[queerbuwan]

Of course

[pinecone-anon]

mhm!!

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[crownorclover]

serizawa is Burdened by Knowledge

(shout out to the great tags on the heelys art that mentioned misreading shishou as, well. u know.)

[titkoks]

[princess--bongwater]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

[behold-my-squees]

Naked belly is most logical! Your body will always divert heat to keep it warm, whereas hands are an extremity that may be neglected. And your ass has way more fat and way less circulation and it will just get. SO COLD. and take forever to get warm even when you’re back in your toasty car. So you can take pride in using your brood patch!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

yeah but given my height and the position required it did sort of look like I was fucking my car, is the thing

[rimonoroni]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

What’s not to get? You never seen a guy with a brood patch before?

[rimonoroni]

y. you’re deactivated. how are you posting from the grave

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I have unfinished business here

[rivers-for-me]

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

[proudspoonie]

[lohboh]

[lohboh]

Posts that Tumblr will blaze:

• Blatant NSFW that breaks community guidelines

• Christian proselytizing

• Vent posts

Posts that Tumblr won't blaze:

• Spoilers for a shitty game that lines a transphobe's pockets

[transarsonist]

🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

[the-football-chick]

[brnsknsol11]

Deadass

[chromatographic]

The social cheat I’ve learned for this is to say:

“I have to check my calendar, why, what’s Friday?”

This says “Maybe” without saying “Maybe”, and giving you the option to make up a Doctor’s Appointment You Forgot About (or reschedule one you didn’t!) depending on what they say.

It’s an amazingly powerful sentence for my Autistic and ADHD ass - it gives me the ability to judge my social spoons, as well as communicating that “hey, I might have forgotten something, it’s not you it’s me” in a very non-offensive way.

“I have to check my calendar, why?”

[amingethia]

THANK YOU FOR THIS

[konoko]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[blaruu]

Ah, sorry. Excuse me. My cat needs to take a nap on your dash a moment. Just step over him.

[blaruu]

Oh. Damn it. Sorry- just step over her too.

[transmechanicus]

Transmasc mutuals you now have access to crystal sorceries

[transmechanicus]

Transfem mutuals you now have access to chaos pyromancy

[transmechanicus]

Nonbinary mutuals you now have access to miracles of the Dark

[feefal]

Life cycle of our Sun, from beginning to end~

[secondlina]

Three Vibes.

[draconym]

Literally tried to think of the most recent time I’d drawn a crow to figure out if this was true and

The crow from my Frog Habitat Bingo sheet is 100% C

[feather-bone]

Human development is destructive, but cities are more biodiverse than a lot of people realize. Here’s a shoutout to the resilient, adaptive creatures that thrive on the periphery of human-dominated habitats. Please be kind to them - they are our neighbors.

[demi-pixellated]

100 years, but they’re still the same children