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This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.
Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking
Best SasuSaku Moments in the NOVELS:
Best moments in Manga
Best moments in Anime(Boruto)
So, She has become a shinobi that people can count on, huh. Sasuke thought. Then, I can’t stop either.
Source: Sasuke Shinden.
Sasuke always felt low-key pride in Sakura’s achievements.
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Source: Akatsuki Hiden
Her love is a “Spring Sunshine” to his dark life.
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“Sasuke looked over the two of them, and gave a gentle smile that he never showed anyone but Sakura.”
Source: Boruto: The Novel
Sasuke doesn’t mind Sakura seeing a vulnerable gentle side of himself, that he had shown to no one but her.
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Crossing her hands behind her waist,
«Welcome home, darling.» she — Sakura — said.
The wind that was blowing inside the house swayed her cherry blossom-coloured hair.
«Yeah. I’m home.» Saying these words to her again, after a long time, Sasuke had finally felt like he is home.
Source: Naruto Shinden: Parent and Child Day.
Sasuke was back in the village for hours, but only after seeing Sakura, and saying “I am home” to her, he finally felt like he is home. This further focused on in Retsuden - Where he calls Sakura, his home.
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Source: Naruto Shinden: Parent and Child Day.
The Haircut Scene. “I don’t need to be told about these things. Because, We are married.”
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“A hand stretched from behind and covered his eyes activated with the sharingan and rinnegan, was a soft hand, so Sasuke gave a little panic, fingers covering his eyelids…then recognized those hands.
"No, don’t be an idiot, she’s not here” , that’s not possible he tried to turn his head to look back, but his body was no longer strong, he was about to fall back, suddenly his body was trapped, trapped by a body that knew perfectly, to which he was already used to it.
- Silence, Sasuke- Kun, you’ll be fine - It was Sakura’s voice, his wife.”
Source: Sasuke Retsuden
I loved how Sasuke had Sakura’s body memorized, and how it’s explicitly mentioned that he knew her body perfectly, enough to know her touch, even when he is so far away from home. They are truely connected.
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When it comes to hard work, Sakura works harder, that’s how she is. After a brief glance at her, Sasuke surrendered and sighed.
- I know, I get it. Just don’t work too hard, okay?
- Of course! - said Sakura, as he smiled and looked toward his desk.
Source: Sasuke Retsuden
It’s cute when Sasuke acts like a gentle caring husband who gets worried about his wife overworking herself.
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Source: Sasuke Retsuden
“This Doctor is MY WIFE.”
No more Words needed. XD.
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Jiji looked at Sasuke’s face as his serious expression morphed into concern.
- If the couple gets too far away, they’ll lose their bond.
Sasuke didn’t understand what Jiji was trying to say. Sakura was his family, no matter where he was, that fact would never change, he had never heard of a family member who ceases to be of your family. Even when he had such strong and negative emotions towards Itachi, he was always his brother, no matter what had happened in the shinobi world, he would always be ready to call him his brother. For Sasuke, Sakura was his family, his partner, whom He always returned to when he arrived at the village, they did not need a blood connection; their feelings don’t change even though they can’t be around each other often.
Source: Sasuke Retsuden
Sasuke says that no matter how far they are, or how for long they haven’t seen eachother, Sasuke’s feelings for Sakura will never change.
This has been said by Sasuke’s Japanese voice actor also, that Sasuke’s feelings had always been “consistent”, even before the novel was officially released.
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Source: Sasuke Retsuden
Sasuke makes Sakura a ring out of his chakra to stop prisoners from approaching her thinking that she is single XD. Seeing Sasuke do these things for someone is adorable.
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Source: Sasuke Retsuden
The Lake scene is Retsuden is really heart touching. Sasuke being open and vulnerable about his feelings is just T - T.
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Source: Sasuke Retsuden
Sasuke being panicked at the thought of Sakura being Seriously injured, Sasuke hugging Sakura, wiping off her tears. Ahh, That’s too much for my KOKORO.
(If Gigi was here at this moment, who know what he might have done to him *Ahem* Zaku’s dislocated Arm, Shin’s crushed body *Ahem*).
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Were there some secret plans? Sasuke’s facial expression was the same as usual.
“Sasuke-kun.”
Suddenly, Sakura released both of her hands from the grip of the bike and stood up. The upper half of her body turned around and faced right behind. She seized the collar of Sasuke’s clothes and pulled him towards herself.
And then She presses her tied lips on Sasuke’s lips.
“Eh..“, Naruto opened his mouth when they suddenly exchanged a kiss on top of his head.
“Because I believe in You“, said Sakura.
Source: Naruto Retsuden
LOL. Makes me wonder if they kiss in front of Naruto more often XD.
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Source: Sasuke Shinden: Star Pupil
Sasuke and Sasuke like to have late night pillow talks. *And maybe more than just that XD*
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LOL…Sarada teases Sasuke for kissing Sakura. First Naruto, then Sarada. Aww Sasuke’s private life is not private anymore. XD.
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Best SasuSaku Moments in the Manga
Best SasuSaku Moments in the Anime(Boruto)
The way this video lives in my head rent free and the number of times I find it applicable to so many instances throughout my day is unreal
❝ dancing the night away in lucifer's arms ❞
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« pairing - romantic »
« notes - i am in the mood for my husband <3 »
Living at H.O.L was a tremendous feat given how most of the time, it was a ball of chaos and noise. No room was empty to relax in, and only someone like Belphegor could sleep through the mayhem. Despite it all, you enjoyed everyone's company, but above all, Lucifer's.
Every night, after dinner, you would pace the long hallways and wait for the sound of classical music to emerge from his room before knocking on his door. That was when you knew him to be free and relaxed. His melodious voice became one with the notes, charmingly calling you inside.
Once you opened the door ever so slightly, you found piercing crimson eyes fixed on you as he smirked and rested his cheek against the back of his hand. The elegance, the beauty, the peerless confidence made you stop and look at him for a moment before he got up and approached you. Your breath hitched and you forgot to move under his gaze. Taking advantage of the chance, he closed the door behind you and offered his hand for you to take. After loosening his tie, he guided you to the spacious centre of the room before moving his body to the tune. And you, his beloved partner, moved in sync with him.
The pride of the Celestial realm. The Avatar of Pride of the Devildom.
But at the end of the day, when he was tired and waited for your footsteps, his favourite title was... Your Lucifer.
This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.
I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.
There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!
Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.
Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.
Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.
There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!
The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!
Pennyroyal oil contains pulegone, which is highly toxic, particularly to the liver. Ingestion can lead initially to gastrointestinal distress such as nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain. Later on, it can lead to failure of the liver and kidneys, resulting in bleeding, seizures, multiple organ failure, and death.
There is no antidote for pennyroyal oil poisoning.
- straight from poison control
In the hope that this saves someone’s life one day.
A: “What, c’mon, seriously? You never heard me talk about Chet? No Fret Chet! My main man, my number one partner in crime-!”
C: “-in crime! Never formally charged!”
Ash Williams and Chet Kaminski, Ash vs. Evil Dead
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