Smol

I just wanna talk about reading

[artsyleninade]

Guys where did the king and advisor Shang go? I have to serve them dinner in 15 minutes please help

Bear with me im indecisive ab colors

[binghespeerlesscucumber]

Death note esque AU where heavenly demons can see how much time a person thinks they have left to live.

When Luo Binghe spots Shen Qingqiu in Jin Lang city he’s absolutely shocked to discover a mere 2 or 3 (how much was it) years left on Shizun’s counter. What had happened in the time he was gone? Did without a cure get worse? Was it something else?

Worried to pieces he hurries over to his master. Except once said master lays eyes upon him—while outwardly calm—his counter starts to glitch showing only minutes left, then seconds, then months, zero, seconds again and so on.

Luo Binghe had seen that before. On his enemies moments before he killed them.

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Qingqiu: Binghe, before we get into a relationship, I require one thing. It might be too much or too hard for you, but please try to understand me

Luo Binghe: Shizun... I will do anything! Even if I don't like it!

Shen Qingqiu: Ok, I need our relationship to be monogamous, so no marrying others

Luo Binghe: ...

Luo Binghe: YEEESSSS!!!!

Luo Binghe, to Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan: SUCK IT!!!

Luo Binghe, running around the peak: THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!

Shen Qingqiu: Poor Binghe, he's trying hard to cope. I hope I'm enough for him

[confuzing]

You've seen every Binghe has a Shen Yuan, now get ready for.... *Drumroll*

There Is Only One Shen Yuan Ever And He Wife-beams All the Binghes.

Shen Yuan: I have 37 husbands and they're all the same man!

*a portal opens and a Binghe falls out. "Shizun!" He cries, looking heartbroken*

Shen Yuan: 38! *He goes to pat the new Binghe on the head*

Cut to a private interview with SVSSS Binghe.

SVSSS Binghe: At first I wasn't thrilled with sharing my husband but there's some benefits to having 37 brother husbands.

*cut to assorted Binghes doing all the chores around Qing Jing Peak, in the distance we see Liu Qingge swordfighting another Binghe*

SVSSS Binghe: The chore wheel is very complex. One of the An Ding Binghes made it.

SVSSS Binghe: Also, just throwing it out there, I'm definitely Shizun's favorite Binghe.

Interviewer: How can you tell?

SVSSS Binghe: I've never once been sent to the Bad Binghe Box.

*Cut to a shaded pavilion with padded benches in the bamboo forest, there's food and drinks and blankets and a sign on the pavilion that says "Time out zone"*

Bingge: Yeah the Binghe that's really good at math made a chart, I'm far and away the Worst Binghe! *smirks proudly*

Bingge: I spend most of my time here, it's actually pretty nice, definitely not the worst place I've slept. It's even climate controlled so it doesn't get too hot or cold!

Interviewer: What are you in for?

Bingge: Trying to kidnap Shizun and take him back to my home dimension. I just think he'd like it there more ok?

Interviewer: What keeps you in the pavilion while you're on time out? Is there an array or-

Bingge: Oh no, it's honor system. But if you leave before your time is up Shizun doubles your remaining time and scolds you.

Interviewer: How long are you in for?

Bingge: 46 years.

*cut to interview with Liu Qingge, he is drinking tea as the interviewer speaks*

Interviewer: How are you adapting to the sudden influx of Luo Binghes?

Liu Qingge: *sets down tea cup* My life is a living hell.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[system4reader]

Office AU + telepath Qinghua

Qinghua has been able to read the minds of others his entire life, but only if they make eye contact. Because of this, Qinghua has gotten used to looking at the floor or to the side to avoid accidentally looking someone in the eye and reading their thoughts. The scheme works until he crosses paths with the new intern, Mobei, in the hallway. Shang rarely crosses paths with him, but he certainly remembers the handsome newcomer. They accidentally bump into each other, and the papers Shang was carrying scatter across the floor. But Shang doesn't immediately notice them. Because he's making eye contact with Mobei.

Shang, flushed, runs off, forgetting about the papers, toward the restroom. Who would have thought such a block of ice had such dirty thoughts? And with Qinghua in the lead role, too.

[eggbuggy]

Little Bingqiu fluff comic from brainworms

[brevnoborya]

bnh

[pondreeds]

pushing the Shen Jiu thinks masturbation is the same as cheating agenda… If Qi-ge feels needy when he’s not available then he better just suffer silently about it 😒

[smol-reading]

I packed 2 thick books to travel for 2 weeks. I read every night.

I am still thinking about maybe bringing a third...

But also my itabag don't fit another book.

[smol-reading]

Was bored. Recently watched 2 movies. Drew trash meme.

Just thought it was funny.

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[russianblush]

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

[asterriterri]

This might be the best moment in all of Danganronpa you’re telling me Nagito planned an entire murder and when his classmates found the body the first thing he does is go behind his crush and grab his waist to comfort him ohhhh well played Nagito well played

[bafflednpc]

[tiloopadoo]

Shen Yuan: Everyone here is so reckless, it must be so difficult to be the main doctor when injuries and drugging are so common

Mu Qingfang: Oh, I really don't mind

Shen Yuan: Ah, how noble, the reward of saving someone is enough for-

Mu Qingfang: Where else would I be allowed to commit this much medical malpractice?

Shen Yuan: ...

Shen Yuan: What

[tiloopadoo]

Shen Yuan: Everyone here is so reckless, it must be so difficult to be the main doctor when injuries and drugging are so common

Mu Qingfang: Oh, I really don't mind

Shen Yuan: Ah, how noble, the reward of saving someone is enough for-

Mu Qingfang: Where else would I be allowed to commit this much medical malpractice?

Shen Yuan: ...

Shen Yuan: What