If Its Not A Car, Its A Cliff

red vs blue clip master | pfp cred to f1scug <3

[smol-ruby]

hiii

I’m Ludis, Isaac, or jello

he/him, they/them, dae/daem

I have Rooster teeth brainrot, is it healthy? no.

I go inactive for a while and then maybe I post smth idk

I’m 20

[possuminnit]

love finding smaller channels and immediately clocking who inspired them the most

[possuminnit]

love finding smaller channels and immediately clocking who inspired them the most

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[possuminnit]

pinup girl🌟🦔

speedpaintttttt u can see me change her outfit like 3 times i couldnt decide on anything

[zoesupreme]

[possuminnit]

ii love this skin #mycat

[circusheart]

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck my pet peeve got loose

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[charl0ttan]

best multiple of nine

9

18

27

36

45

54

63

72

81

90

Voting ended onMay 28

[softichill]

I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this

[json-derulo]

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

[json-derulo]

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

[json-derulo]

do you know your blood type??

yes, I'm certain of it

I think my family told me what it was but I'm not sure/no recent test to confirm

no, I have no clue

I don't have blood/results

Voting ended onJun 2

[catchymemes]

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[dailymanners]

If you're stuck in bumber to bumper traffic, and someone is waiting to merge in, even though you may be frustrated enough from the traffic, you actually have very little to lose by letting them in. One more car in front of you will make very little difference in how late you'll be for work / class / ect. or how much quicker you'll get out of traffic, but it could make a world of a difference for this other person.

Sure, when you're stuck in bumper to bumper traffic and already stressed and annoyed it might seem like a big deal to let one person in, and this is why so many drivers exhibit greedy behavior like creeping as close as possible to the car in front of them when they see a car who wants to merge over, but in reality it hardly makes a difference at all, at least insofar as making you later or slowing down traffic even more.

Meanwhile, that other person could have been sitting there for god knows how long and might sit there for god knows how much longer, that is unless you show kindness by letting them merge over.

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer