[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

[bauliya]

in kung fu panda, po is the dragon warrior because unlike tai lung and tigress, he worked customer service and won't become tyrannical with power

[heavensickness]

Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill

[bisexual-bifurcations]

Greetings student, I did not grade your assignment because I am also mentally ill

[blue-diamond-smokes-weed-now]

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

i cant drive because i believe in the inherent romance of the passenger seat 

[strawbeb]

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

[ariescorpio4444]

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

To me, the most unrealistic thing about Star Trek has always been the fact that the away teams take their helmets off when they visit new planets just because the environment looks pretty and the air is breathable. Like, newsflash, James Kirk! You can’t see viruses!! You are not immune to infectious disease!!!

[punkbxt]

[2kyla-deactivated20180808]

[changeduser00000000000]

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

[swmngpools]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[penissociety]

[dadecountyfilth]

[bootycheekaesthetic]

Tracy Chapman - Fast Car (Nelson Mandela 70th Tribute Concert, Live 1988)              

[imjustmeat]

Oh, to be young, unleashed in a Barnes & Nobles with a fifty dollar gift card, buying whichever books had a dragon drawn on the cover.

[segel-sudeikis]

[meanderingmolly]

Mr. The Frog we all agreed that a celebrity is not a people

[mommacomms]

The Muppets have one (1) collective brain cell between them and 90% of the time, Kermit has it.

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[whitepeopletwitter]