hey hi hola

i'd rather drink battery juice than boost

[hopelessromanticwithadirtymindxx]

[declinate]

[meaningfulsuggestion]

You make me feel a little less tired.

[cordi-pessimo-suggestion]

You make me feel a little more safe.

[tinyastronaut-suggestion]

You make me feel a little more celestial

[fluff-oh-suggestions]

You make me feel a little less nervous.

[nighttimesuggestionsbackup]

You make me feel a little less scared.

[corporeal--corvid]

You make me feel a little more normal.

[algidsuggestions]

You make me feel a little less cold.

[affectionsuggestion]

You make me feel a little more cuddly

[deletedtumbeleruser12534]

You make me feel a little more in love

[loveliest-suggestions]

you make me feel a little more happy

[cardcaptor-suggestions-deactiva]

You make me feel a little more magical.

[theseekersuggestions]

You make me feel a little less lost.

[enamoringsuggestion]

You make me feel a little more at peace 

[drugzandtraumalol]

You make me feel a little more strong

[teainawineglass]

You make me feel a little more important

[anarchistsuggestion]

you make me feel a little more hopeful

[blurryf-ce]

you make me feel a little more open

[aboomufasa-deactivated20191007]

You make me feel a little less helpless

[smolgrungeguitars]

you make me feel a little more loved

[cuntlyff]

[ciichosza]

Society: you’re beautiful the way you are no matter what size you are

Also society: *only hires skinny models, advertises diets and weightloss, makes clothes fit for skinny people etc*

[kitty]

[bettedavisgf]

you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression

[mesyman]

[realizinq]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

[virgoassbitch]

[disgustinganimals]

found the one good man lizard

[mintbees]

I think the main reason so many mentally ill people overshare super easily is because to us thats just our daily life yknow? to someone else dissociating for hours on end every day might sound like super personal stuff while to me its just a normal part of my schedule if you catch my drift

[nowyoukno]

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[doctormemelordmd]

Yeah but have you seen this 

[stultiloquentia]

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

[warwyrd-deactivated20170724]

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

[reallymisscoffee]

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

[ruggie-bucchis]

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

[avianawareness]

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

[odpixel]

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

[lilith-knight]

Best birbs !!

[221cbakerstreet]

your son is Beautiful and Strong

[solitarelee]

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

[trueblue1999]

I think birds are the best best thing after dogs

[kytrin]

There are a whole bunch of crows around where I work.  I’m not sure if it’s one large murder or several smaller ones, but you can always find them just about any time of year (I live in Florida) hopping around.  They’re a lot of fun to watch because they’ll play in the puddles after it rains and sometimes troll people being loud on cell phones by all cawing very loudly.  It’s very clearly their territory and they’re not shy about letting you know it.

Well one year we had a pregnant feral cat move in and as soon as she did the crows moved out.  You could argue it was because cats prey on crows, but remember they outnumbered her at least 20 to1.  They could’ve easily driven her off.  Instead they seemed to vanish.

Fast forward a bit after mama had her kittens and you started to see one or two crows around again.  Every time they watched from the tops of trees, always watching where mama was known to den.  They never attacked though, even when the kittens were out playing.  They just watched.  For a while I thought they were waiting for a chance to attack.

And then I saw one drop food in front of the den.

They were FEEDING the little family.  And watching out for them.  The canadian geese that show up, hang out, and harass folks every year were driven off every time they got too close to the cat family.  It was amazing to watch.  This lasted until the rescuers were able to catch all the cats.  Then they moved right back home like nothing had happened.

Crows will be our new overlords one day.  I’m convinced of it.

[ghosttopiary]

Life is a highway but like the highway is a cheese grater and you’re a delicious piece of parmesan

[anorexiafucksmeup]

I’m suprised this doesn’t have more notes

[silverhawk]

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

[bunnykicksyou]

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

[rithmalfortele]

Thank you, I was :D

[regularlesbian]

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

sorry im late i sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall

[carudamon119]