~Wren~

|Any Pronouns <3|

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Big Bird was cancelled for some reason and I tweeted out that I always knew that he was a fraud “because he was neither big nor yellow” and apparently that angered him because he then proceeded to start a Twitter beef with me. When I didn’t back down, he sent the whole NHL after me to kick my ass but since I can’t ice skate, they beat me up because I wasn’t worthy enough. But because the original plan failed, Big Bird moved to a remote island and was never heard from again.

[smolhyperbeans]

Its times like this that i really need to read the url

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Told my mom we needed more laundry juice cuz I couldn't remember the word detergent.

[pukicho]

I’m gonna make some transparent 3d text that’s SO transparent that you wont even know what the fuck to do about it

[dat-autistic-jester]

But what will it say?

[pukicho]

I’ll let YOU decide

[smolhyperbeans]

This is so inspirational...It brought me to tears

[pukicho]

If I was the mayor of new yourk you’d see me skipping the front of the lines of hot dog stands, asking for a “Mayors pass” for one free daily hot dog, and instead of work I’d just spend my entire day trying to get as many free hot dogs from as many stands as possible until the people had enough and put my head atop a pike.

[smolhyperbeans]

Weenies

[smolhyperbeans]

Shnorf

[smolhyperbeans]

What part of the chicken are chicken fries made out of??? Where do they come from??

[smolhyperbeans]

Can anyone tell me how lucky charms are made???? Is it the leprechauns??