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intoguilt

amalia and lily by steven harwick for bound leather zine, makeup by caroline mills

ayeforscotland

Still the best gaming fact.

vixivulpixel

Noted: misogyny is a skill issue

aprilumillusion

dexi-draws

Suitlyn

caitlynkirammansrifle

Awoooga 😍

dajo42

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

computationalcalculator

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

idontgettechnology

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

libraryogre

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

sunbleachedbitch

And for the blonde man, perhaps some torture?

creekfiend

on this website I frequently find myself feeling like ron swanson at home depot

hypokeimena

#when people tell you youre wrong when you are actually wrong: embarrassing! but tolerable #when people tell you you are wrong when RON SWANSON AT HOME DEPOT I KNOW MORE THAN YOU: #MOST HARROWING HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

creekfiend

funniest tag humanly possible. thank you for your correction, accuracy is important to me.

transfemmes-deactivated20260103

Everybody's masc until MIKA comes on

snarkspawn

I spent way too much time on this ✌

illusion-of-death

[ID: digital art redraw of the meme where a man crouches and makes a peace sign in front of his own grave. Julien Davinos crouches in front of Thjazi Fang’s grave, making a peace sign with his fingers and smirking at the viewer. Behind him, his shadow cast on the headstone is only holding up a middle finger. /end ID]

dexi-draws

Vi in a suit

alleybloom

what's wrong babe you barely yelled "uH i sUrE hOpE it DoEs" when we passed that road work ahead sign

thottistani-deactivated20220220

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

garbage-empress

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

#a debatable 3 #although working on a 4th #your guess which one though

lilaccatholic

I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

asgardiannarnian

Okay, was anybody going to tell me that Orpheus and Eurydice FINALLY got to leave the Underworld together or was I supposed to accidentally stumble upon it all by myself??

Also, Reeve and Eva got married last October?!? *taps mic* Hello, is this thing on?? Where IS everybody??