I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
Wait, is this origin behind
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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
Wait, is this origin behind
A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was
HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?
Here you go. This world is beautiful. Humans are beautiful. I love you
can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy
It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:
If you marry a good-time girl
A joyful woman known to her town,
If she is wayward,
and revels in the moment,
do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;
joyfulness is what marks calm water.
yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total
Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old
Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.
i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead
i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on
What the fuck
It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.
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Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.
foot to head ratio off the charts
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the noble quetzalcoatlus
[citation not needed. no prablem]
when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there
i can not stress the confidence when i paused and thought "I'm pretty sure uvula is the right part" and got it in one
i feel like im being pranked is it a uterus or an ovary or what what is happening in there
im tired y'all got conveyor belts and stuff in ya coochie ig
current note count: 82
don't you put that curse on me
you little shits
don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.
first rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!
“You know what would be really funny/messed up” is dangerous.
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girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)
Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet
I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.
He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured
rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
For folks in the notes very upset that she only has two babies left: These baby possums are of dispersion size - they're big enough to leave mom and fend for themselves. These two are just the ones who haven't moved out yet.
Oh wow I had no idea they were so tiny when they left home! Our possums in Australia don't have as many babies so they're generally 1/3 to 1/2 the size of the mum when they get kicked out.
I would definitely assume a baby opossum was abandoned if I hadn't been told otherwise.
Every year wildlife rehabs are delivered many perfectly healthy baby possums for this exact reason and generally, it means they get a little boost of assured safety, food, and hydration before being released. Imagine, you're newly 18 and starting your adult life - you're just kind of walking around, maybe on your way to community college or something, and a Kindly Cosmic Horror picks you up, carries you to a fancy hotel where you are given several really excellent meals and maybe receive a series of vaccinations, then you are dropped into a resource-rich area approximately nearby where the first Kindly Cosmic Horror picked you up. This is how life is for young Virginia possums every spring.
Everything about this delights me.
This threw me for SUCH a loop for a second. That is an Australian native tree species (Callistemon Citrinus cultivar) and that is not an Australian possum family.
Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways
Everyone in the notes being like oh yeah the reblog button used to be at the top of the post and you had to scroll back to the top I forgot about that I was just shit posting 😭 how could I forget after my first reblog of Colors of the sky
and of course remember
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i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era
#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate