[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

women be downloading pdfs

[kurgy]

if shes your girl whys she standing shrouded in shadow and speaking in tongues in the corner of MY room

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[undomestication]

y’all: james charles tati westbrook hair gummies endgame spoilers projared cheating scandal 

me:

[elvish-mysticcc]

modern we didn’t start the fire

[abra-ka-dammit]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

[killjoyfag]

[puts several things in my coat pockets] inventory

[90stv-deactivated20191212]

another thing abt percy jackson that is so funny is when he gets to new rome & he’s like “wait there are ADULT demigods here?? who are alive???? and living????” cuz camp halfblood is just like Imma Be Real With You Chief: You WILL Die Before 25

[k-luro-blog]

[moon-gf]

u ever want to sit a man down and tell him straight up he is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

phone games blocking out your clock in the UI is like how casinos don’t have any windows send tweet

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

[dippyface]

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

[oysters-aint-for-me]

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[liquidstar]

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bikinirealty-blog]

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