cherry valley forever
todays bird
we're not kids anymore.
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Stranger Things
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shark vs the universe
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$LAYYYTER
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@smoothbrains
i love how Indeed is like
tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:
-booger farmer (45 miles away)
-astronaut (5 minutes away)
and neither of them are actually hiring
cool new slang for organizing your closet “i’m gonna become a sales designer for closet world”
self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️
covid lockdowns, Trump 2.0, wonder if it's going to feel like a weird communal hallucination or be surpassed by later events like Trump 1.0
I mean, it's far from topping his list of sins, but I am continually blown away by just how fucking trashy Donald Trump and every single one of his supporters are.
Wouldn’t it be funny if it happened during the fight?
Commodus-coded
My head-canon is that the stage will collapse (due to unqualified crony contractors being used), and take out half the cabinet and half of the brocasting world all at once.
God willing.
Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop
what’s the rush?
The time will pass anyway
"Age in bio or i'll kill you"
You better pay close attention to the first one, and read it very carefully. I will quiz you on it later.
So much good tags
"im a misandrist but not in a terfy way"
theres no feminist way to be a misandrist that doesnt bleed into terf ideology.
You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.
I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.
Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.
holy shit this person in the notes
I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.
every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing
I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend
Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done
yes this exactly
So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).
Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.
Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.
So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.
phrase added to permanent vocabulary
love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing
This is the historic location where my dad saw me as a child kill an ant and said "now imagine if you were an ant and couldnt scream for your family for help"
That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.
Picture of her from the USA Today
I would let her kill me for sport
I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet
Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass
I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.
