[smorgasboarder]

Slow it down, but get shit done.

[smorgasboarder]

Hey

[testymctestface]

test

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

[kragehund-est]

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

[blepmor]

THEY TURNED INTO CRABS!!!! AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!!!!

[smorgasboarder]

Never doubt the prophecy

[neil-gaiman]

Why do you use tumbrl as your main social media? Is not a bit outdated and filled with weird ppl?

Very much so! It's definitely outdated and filled with weird people. But I'm afraid it has some downsides as well.

[the-big-mood]

Let me show you how to do it 🐶

[todayontumblr]

do you like crabs? and do you like sleeping?

you are not going to believe this. over at tumblrmart, you can now get tired crabs who want to stay up late.

you, however, have the power to summon these clacky little pals and put them to sleep. *clack clack zzz...*

[emporium]

Secret Coupon

Today I got a message asking for a coupon for shop.tumblr.com and I thought, you know what, let's give the people what they want.

After the keep reading button I hide a secret coupon code. Please don't tell anyone about it and definitely don't reblog this.

I'm serious, don't. I know I can trust you all to do what I ask. I'll be very upset if this post gets a ton of reblogs. I'd be so upset if this post got 2000 reblogs that I'd probably in my rage release a few new products, one of them crab socks.

EDIT: Come on folks, I'm starting to see a few reblogs, you need to stop. I'm serious.

EDIT #2: I'm trying reverse psychology, I really want you to reblog this as making sales put food on my crab's table. I just thought doing it this way was more fun.

Use code ISTOLETHEMFROMTHEPRESIDENT for 10% off.

[smorgasboarder]

Found at an op shop. A tumbler with a rainbow lorikeet flying off with a pizza slice. Had to buy.

[d-eluna]

[andres-salvatore]

FUCKING HELL I JUST GOT OUT THE GYM!

[wiselwisel]

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

[detrout]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen

[the-colors-of-tokyo]

Upstairs

Small Town Tokyo: Denenchofu

[staff]

Hi! We're introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They're a steal at $7.99—that's cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog. Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Get yours here!

[rikpixel]

I literally jumped on this but refuse to give Elon my money. That's how you sell a tick.

[staff]

Hi! We're introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They're a steal at $7.99—that's cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog. Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Get yours here!