Smosh Accessibility

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Hey there! It's your friendly neighborhood Garlic from @mcyt-transcribed!

This blog is dedicated to making the Smosh online community just a little bit more accessible, via descriptions and transcriptions for art, videos, audio, memes, etc.

Feel free to request any piece of content and I will try to get to it as soon as possible.

Also disclaimer: my goal is accessibility above all else so, I may describe ship content, clips/screenshots from the paid live shows, or other things that some may not like/agree with. I will tag everything to the best of my ability, and avoid any content I deem too problematic.

[Avatar ID: A yellow square with black text across it that reads, "smosh described", along with the channel's arrow-shaped logo. The word "described" is handwritten onto the image. End ID]

[Banner ID: A photo of Shayne, Ian, Courtney, and Damien from Smosh. The background is sky blue, and they are all sitting on yellow stools. Most of them have their hands rested on their knees, though Courtney has one arm on Ian's shoulder, and one of Damien's elbows is bent to press a hand into his own thigh. Shayne's face is scrunched with his mouth open as if he is screaming, Ian and Courtney are both grinning, and Damien looks shocked, with tilted brows and a slightly open mouth. End ID]

[smosh-described]

[Video description: A TikTok by the official Smosh account. There is a caption across the screen for the first few seconds, which reads, "POV: it's Black History Month". The song 'Reason' by Samoht plays over the video.

In the beginning, Chanse McCrary and Keith Leak Jr enter the Smosh office and stop at the doorway. It cuts to Tommy Bowe and a crew member, Vida Robbins, standing side by side. They each clasp their hands together and nod at Chanse and Keith with big smiles. Vida picks up Chanse bridal style, followed by Tommy picking up Keith, and they carry them to armchairs. Tommy and Vida then crouch under Chanse and Keith's chairs and allow them to prop their feet on their backs.

The video cuts to Keith in a different part of the office. Crew member Erin Dougal is feeding him potato chips. It pans to Chanse, holding out a mug, which Erin blows on for him.

It cuts again. Keith and Chanse are now sitting together on a couch while Tommy and Erin rub their shoulders. Keith and Chanse snap their fingers in unison, and Tommy and Erin swap sides.

Another cut shows Keith sitting on a toilet, scrunching his face with effort. It pans to Tommy, crouched in front of him, offering him a handful of toilet paper. Keith takes it, reaches back to wipe, then hands the paper back to Tommy, who folds it between both hands in a prayer motion and mouths 'Thank you' at Keith.

The final cut reveals Keith and Chanse walking down a line of cast and crew, who all hold out large piles of cash for the duo to take. The two maintain eye contact with the camera and smile as they gather the money. For the final few seconds, Chanse steps off-camera, and Keith stares forward with a soft smile. He kisses the money and the video ends.

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[leahbug212]

it took me way too long to make this

[smosh-described]

[Video description: Two clips of Damien Haas edited side-by-side and played in tandem. In both, he gestures a pointed finger intensely while saying "This dick!" End description]

[myownpersonalstar]

[smosh-described]

[ID: Angela Giarratana and Amanda Lehan-Canto in a Smosh Bit City episode. Amanda is dressed as her character Sarah Christ, a disheveled detective. Both women are looking in the same direction to the right side of the frame, with Amanda's face displaying hurt and disgust and gritted teeth. Angela's expression is soft and sympathetic. She has her arms around Amanda's shoulders, and Amanda is leaning into her slightly.

Image 2 is a tweet by @/jzux which reads, "hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. she's gonna beat the shit out of you".

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[mezz000]

This is so important, protect trans kids. 🏳️‍⚧️💐

[smosh-described]

[ID: Angela Giarratana in the Smosh try not to laugh stool. She is wearing a thick gray sweater with a transgender flag centered in the chest. The flag is in a small arc and all caps black text across it says, "Protect trans kids". End ID]

[polterwasteist]

As an asexual person, I can finally feel validated

thank you "cishet" white man

[smosh-described]

[Video description: A clip of Ian Hecox in the Assumptions video 'Was Buying Back Smosh A Mistake?'. He is looking off camera, possibly at Anthony Padilla.

Anthony, out of frame, says, "Mmhm."

Ian looks to the camera as he says, "Shout out to the aces."

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[ianthoni]

Every time this man smiles there's a new angel born in heaven

[smosh-described]

[ID: Two photos of Ian Hecox, cropped down to show him from the chest up. There is another person beside him but only their shoulder is visible.

In the first image, he is grinning with his mouth open and eyebrows raised and holding up his hand in a peace sign.

In the second photo, he is smiling with his teeth, eyes squinted by his cheeks. End ID]

[miffyy94]

[smosh-described]

[ID: A bear trap with a photo of Damien Haas edited into the center. He is grinning with his eyes squinted. Bold, all capitals white text over the bear trap reads, "who would fall for this trap?" End ID]

[soupy-girl]

they all have a crush on spencer idc

[smosh-described]

[ID: Tommy Bowe, Shayne Topp, Courtney Miller, and Amanda Lehan-Canto from the video 'Smosh After Dark Q+A'. They are all posing, looking at the camera and holding glasses of alcohol. There is a speech bubble edited onto the bottom of the photo, containing a tweet by @/glompinator that reads, "5 (foot) 6 (inches) is the most perverted height you can be as a man". End ID]

[paranormaleasybakeoven]

Crazy how this is actually a screenshot from an episode of board af and not some cinematic shot from an obscure indie movie about yearning for your best friend of 20+ years and also you’re both boys

[smosh-described]

[ID: A screenshot from a Smosh Board AF video. They are playing the game Tapple. The shot shows a close up of Ian and Anthony's hands on the table. Ian is using his ring finger to press a button on the game board, and his middle finger is sticking out slightly while the rest of his fingers are curled. Anthony only has his pinky finger out, and it is touching Ian's middle finger gingerly. End ID]

[cosmicsmosh]

loving this livestream already

[smosh-described]

[ID: Anthony Padilla in the Bit City LIVE Q+A painting stream. Tommy Bowe is to the left edge of the frame, looking down at his hands. Anthony is grinning at the camera and holding up a white board that says, "Cunty" on it in black marker. End ID]

[cosmicsmosh]

i’m crying it warms my heart my sweet baby angel trevor has such a supportive (and beautiful omg !!!!) partner and that he’s just as sweet and supportive back to her <3 they’re truly such a cute couple i want to put them in my pocket and be their bffs i love love!!!

[smosh-described]

[ID: Two tweets by @/trevorevarts. In the first, he says, "national gf day is every day for a guy like me". Attached is a selfie of Trevor and Raven Raspberrie in the back of a car. Both of them are smiling, though hers is wider and Trevor is pursing his lips slightly.

The second tweet reads, "raven got a bunch of my closest friends and family to make videos telling me happy birthday and then compiled all of them and showed it to me on my birthday, it was the sweetest thing ever i would literally die for her".

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[lilac-hecox]

Sometimes I want to puke because of how Anthony looks at Ian with so much love, affection, and meaning and the fact that this was when they first bought Smosh back and had no idea how it was going to go.

[smosh-described]

[ID: A frame of Anthony Padilla from his 'I spent a day with Ian Hecox' video. He is visible from the shoulders up, looking to the right side of the frame. Anthony's mouth is downturned, and his bottom lip is sticking out in a small pout. His eyes appear shiny and wet. End ID]

[yourheroesatwork]

tell me you see it

[smosh-described]

[ID: Two images side by side. The first depicts Jonathan from Hotel Transylvania, grinning widely and spreading his arms over his head. The second is a photo of Trevor Evarts, grinning widely as well, and holding his open arms to gesture at a triangular stack of cups on the table in front of him. End ID]

[paranormaleasybakeoven]

[smosh-described]

[ID: A photo of Anthony Padilla and Tony Hawk on the 'I Spent a Day With' set. They have an arm around each other's backs, and Anthony is pointing at Tony with his other hand. Tony is smiling, while Anthony looks at the camera with raised brows and a shocked open mouth. There is a white text box over their heads, with thick black letters that read, "Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being tony hawk". End ID]

[itsmeyourmentalillness]

Why are they Like This (affectionate)

[smosh-described]

[ID: Images of different Smosh members and videos, each with posts edited over them to represent the photo.

Image 1: A professional photograph of Trevor Evarts sitting on a stool with a neutral expression. Attached is a Tumblr post by @/m3rryg4m, who says, "I'm a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets."

Image 2: A motion blurred screenshot from a Smosh Pit Theatre video, where Shayne Topp and Tommy Bowe are both screaming. Shayne appears more joyful and has his arms spread wide as if lunging toward Tommy from behind, while Tommy's expression is fearful. The attached Tweet by @/thechaoticsage reads, "I'm not as unhinged as I could be and i want everyone to be grateful for that".

Image 3: Chanse McCrary wearing a Jesus costume. A textbox edited over the photo says, "stop asking jesus to take the wheel, cars didn't exist 2000 years ago he has absolutely no idea what he's doing".

Image 4: Tommy, Angela Giarratana, Chanse, and Courtney Miller in a Beopardy video. They all appear confused or mildly disgusted and are wearing headbands with animal features. Tommy's is elephant ears, Angela's is leopard ears, Chanse has frog eyes, and Courtney has giraffe ears and horns. A Tumblr post edited onto the image depicts @/junoinfernal saying, "the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3".

Image 5: A close-up of Shayne, leaned forward to hold his face in his hand and furrowing his brows in a confused expression. The attached Tweet by @/e4moji reads, "If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" and then there'd be another nickel and I'd think "what's with the nickels?" leading to more nickels and confusion and eventually I'd be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why".

Image 6: Tommy and Kimmy Jimenez looking deep into each other's eyes and leaning their heads close together. There is a halo of bright yellow and green light around their heads. The Tumblr post by @/psycho-mocha says, "two wrongs don't make a right but two stupid bitches might make a genius".

Image 7: Damien Haas, Arasha Lalani, and Jackie Uweh in the Smosh video 'How To Leave A Party'. They all look shocked and confused. A Tumblr post by @/shitilivefor is edited over the screenshot. It reads, "if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit".

Image 8: A photo of Ian Hecox, sitting at a table with a bored or depressed expression. He is drinking from a 'My Favorite Coffee' mug. Attached is a Tumblr post from @/marypsue, who says, "maybe this silly little coffee drink will equip me to face the unrelenting and unendurable horror of existence". The only visible tag on the post reads, "it will not 😔".

Image 9: Ian and Anthony Padilla in a 'Flashback with Smosh' episode. Anthony looks very slightly shocked or confused. Ian is leaning his elbows to his knees, holding his head in his hands. Everything is in regular color except Ian, who is grayscale. A Tweet by @/Dick_Butte says, "we all have that homie who never fully recovered from the incident".

Image 10: A screenshot from the TikTok Towel Challenge on Smosh's Challenge Pit. Tommy is standing, looking proud and joyful. Next to him is Courtney, who is holding a towel at her side. Angela is lying flat on the ground, faced away from the camera, with towels wrapped around her limbs. Finally, Chanse is sitting with his back against the wall, looking disheveled and laughing. The attached Tweet by @/drewjanda reads, "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters".

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[wishywashysmoshy]

Spencer's rizz is so strong, he could commit war crimes and he'd still be forgiven 'cuz he's just a silly lil guy 😊

[smosh-described]

[Video transcript:

Tommy: There's something about Spencer where he could- *laughs*- say the f slur-

*Shayne and Courtney laugh loudly*

Tommy: -and I would let him have it. I would be like, 'You're allowed, that was hilarious'. There's just something about him.

Courtney: *overlapping* No that's- that's- it's the allyship for real.

Amanda: *overlapping* He gets a pass, man!

Tommy: He gets a pass!

Shayne: *still laughing, says something indistinguishable, then his laughter dies down*

Amanda: *overlapping* He could say anything and I'm like, 'Why do I think you're hot?'

*Tommy and Courtney laugh*

Amanda: 'It's insane. What's happening here? This is wrong.'

Shayne: *overlapping, stutters* I think our fans could concur that if- if so many other people on the cast said shit that he said, they'd be mad.

Tommy: *interrupting* Right? A hundred percent!

Shayne: Like, they'd be mad- they're like no, you can't say that, only Spencer- only Spencer can say that.

Courtney: *overlapping* No, yeah.

Amanda: *overlapping* Spencer says it! Remember when he beat me with a burrito?

*swooshing sound effect as a clip from a Throw Throw Burrito video slides in, followed by a repeated high-pitched 'ding' each time Spencer hits Amanda. Shayne is laughing loudly over the whole clip, accompanied occasionally by Trevor laughing*

Amanda: *in an accent reminiscent of posh British* This is not fair. This- this is not fair, mate! This is not fair! *indistinguishable*

Spencer: *in a similar accent* You are to be punished as a boy.

*swoosh sound effect plays to transition clips again, everyone is laughing as Courtney begins to speak*

Courtney: That was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Shayne: *overlapping* No, and he *stammers* and then he said, *in accent* "You are to be beaten as a boy".

Amanda: Yeah, *in accent* "You are to be beaten as a boy".

Courtney: It is in- it made it in the video.

Amanda: So good, I'm so glad.

Shayne: *overlapping* It's so *bleep*-ing nuts.

Tommy: It's cause we all know he has only the best intentions and he's like, a sweet little sweetheart. And he's, like, the best.

Courtney: *interrupting* He's literally- Spencer is rizz t.m. Like, fully.

Tommy: For sure.

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