kill them, they are very irritating

I'm here to cause trouble and ramble about Good Omens. Ao3

[smugglerofsass]

Why are you following me????

Star Wars (how long have you been here???)

Good Omens

Band Content (maybe related to a post I made about Lord Huron or Bastille??)

You know me irl & don't much care what I post

Clothing?? On the off chance I post about it here??

Some other reason which you should tell me about

Indiana Jones?????

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2023

This was inspired by @jainadurron, I didn't consider I could get answers to the question I've had for years like this.

[killjoyhistory]

Back From The Black My Chemical Romance Discuss Their Return - Maximum Performance (2010)

[psychotic-gerard]

you’re not in this alone -> take my fucking hand and never be afraid again -> i’ll never let them hurt you, i promise -> i fought them all off just to hold you close and tight -> i mean this forever -> if you were here, i’d never have a fear -> holding on, i hope you do the same -> things are better if i stay -> i really need you to listen i’m telling you the truth -> we’ll love again, we’ll laugh again, we’ll cry again, and we’ll dance again -> i’m taking back the life you stole -> so give me all your hopeless hearts -> don’t stop if i fall and don’t look back -> i’d encourage your smiles -> so bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be -> defiant to the end we hear the call to carry on -> we’ll make them pay for the things that they did -> we’ll show ‘em all what we mean -> give me sincerity -> if i could figure it out, we’ll both never be afraid again -> i’m not afraid of your condition -> you’ll never take me alive, you’ll never get me alive -> i am not afraid to keep on living, i am not afraid to walk this world alone -> the future is bulletproof, the aftermath is secondary -> so let me be the one to save you -> can i be the only hope for you? -> i’ll keep you safe tonight -> i’ll find you when the sun goes black -> this planet is ours to defend -> salute the dead and lead the fight -> we are never gonna die -> if i ever let you down, i’ll be the one who drives you home tonight -> if you all keep believing, i’ll keep believing -> that for every failing sun there’s a morning after -> tonight belongs to me -> be afraid of who i am, i can take it -> so we’ll press till you can’t take it anymore -> get up coward

[were--ralph]

how good at video games in general do you consider yourself to be

fucking awful. i am playing on easy and not ashamed

i mean definitely not good

like. worse than average but i try my best and do ok

perfectly average idk

a little bit better than average, some might say

im objectively good. not the best but certainly better than average

p good

im preeeetty good borderline goated at video james

fucking goated, next

I am the best in my friend groups

i do not play video games. fucking nerds.

i only watch people play games, im like. a semi-gamer.

Voting ended onMay 30

[sosaysdean]

her scar she looks so fucking cool

[starempress642]

[haciendalooser]

if I like a band it becomes everyone’s problem

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[mrsterlingeverything]

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

[omtai]

Between-songs transcript - Sonic Temple - Columbus, Ohio (14 May 2026)

Chattiest festival headliner ever. Also have no idea who he shouted out for the birthdays besides Jimmy, so I just put down what I heard but if you know then tell me. Under the cut 🙏

A-STAGE

[before disappear]

[Gerard]: Oh, dear me! I’ve had quite the jog around the stage, and I’m breathing very heavy! Colombus, how are you? It’s nice to see you. We would like you to please make some noise for the Draag National Auxiliary Band. And the most important of all, the man of the hour, His Grand Immortal Dictator. You have my sword! And we are The Fifty-Second Regiment of The Black Parade! And our motto: seek honour! Bring death! Seek honour! Bring death! Colombus! Can this city scream? Are you ready?

[before sharpest lives]

[Gerard]: Um, along with tonight’s festivities, uh, we’ve got some birthdays to announce. Uh, happy birthday to the following: Daniel Ferguson, Clementine Navareth (???), and, uh, little Jimmy Bowman, who’s turning nine years old. Uh, he loves cars, fire trucks, monster trucks, garbage trucks, and dinosaurs. Uh, your ice cream cake is waiting for you in the Buckaroo Pavillion, and it’s melting. Happy birthday.

[before wttbp]

[Gerard]: [laughs clownly] Ha. [clears throat] [shushes]

[before i don’t love you]

[Gerard]: Thank heavens that giant penis didn’t make it onstage. [hisses] [at lights] Kill it! [shushes] Yes! Yes! With your phones! With your telephones! Light this shit up! Beautiful! Holy shit!

[dagger interlude during mama]

[Gerard]: (posh english accent) Hello! How are you doing this evening, my dear people? It’s lovely to be here with you all tonight! We came all the way from Bermuda, we had a wonderful show there. Serving drinks and cocktails and the likes. (Jersey accent) You know what I’m sayin’?! We told a lotta jokes, and we broke a lotta hearts! But we’re here now. I have a friend. I know, it’s hard to believe, but I’ve got one. Wanna meet him? Do you wanna meet him? Do you wanna meet him? Do you wanna— (shushes) Well here he is. My bestest friend in the whole world. The Gentleman. (High Gentleman voice) Hi guys! (Normal voice) He looks like he doesn’t talk much, but he does. He talks all fucking day long. But when I first met him, he said, come close to me. Come close. I said, why? He said, he said…

[introducing sylvia]

[Gerard]: Sylvia! It’s you! Hi! How are you doing? Thanks for—thanks for coming out tonight, Sylvia! It’s nice to see you! Alright, uh, hey, uh, uh, she’s really needed, but we’re gonna count her in, it’s real easy. It’s real easy, though, okay? It goes, like, uh, I say, I say, one, two, and then one, two, three, four, it’s like that, you know? It’s easy to follow. Uh, what do you think, Sylvia? Do you think Colombus can do this? Okay. We’re gonna try it. Are you ready?

[mama outro]

[Gerard]: (Groaning) (loud groaning) A!

[before disenchanted)

[Gerard]: (In draagcent) I did not—I did not hear anything. I heard no mistakes. I heard only wonderfulness, you handsome man. It’s a beautiful thing, you know? It’s a beautiful thing. Towards the skull and spine of your enemy. Waving it like a flag!

[News anchor/Projection Guy]: Our time has come. The button pressed, and a simple act has meaning. A single word repeats across the stars, and then our hearts: greatness. Then comes the time when all must ask, what cost to hide? What loss so great, to scrawl our names in sand? Or chisel them in concrete? Goodnight, my friends. Goodnight to all.

B-STAGE

[before not okay]

[Gerard]: We’re My Chemical Romance from New Jersey!

[before nanana]

[Gerard]: Yeah! Yeah! (Singing nonsense) It holds a few more, the prime motif… [indistinct]

[Gerard]: You can say fuck this world, and still mean I love this world. How you doing, Columbus? Thank you for having us. It’s, like—it—it’s Thursday night, right? And you guys got three more days of this fuckin’ shit? This awesome fuckin’ shit? I was really, um, blown away by, like, all the other bands playing and the headliners, it’s a real honour for us to play with some of these bands. Fuckin’ amazing. Um, uh—little story, I’m gonna talk for a little bit, you know? Uh, Mikey Way, and Ray Toro and I went and saw Iron Maiden before My Chemical Romance started, and, um, the Jersey—what was it? It was a—it was a big shed—he’s gonna, he’s gonna tell me. Fancy, brick, big—big outdoor fucking thing, it was fucking amazing, Bruce had just, come back. Y—yea, I love Iron Maiden, we love Iron Maiden, you guys know everything. Alright, we got, like, some people we’d like to thank, first of all, our amazing auxiliary band, make some noise for Clarice Jensen, an amazing cellist/drum experimental artist that a friend of mine turned me onto, we got to see play at a fucking Disney concert hall, so the fact that she’s still with is us pretty incredible. Make some noise for the incredible fucking Kayleigh Goldsworthy. Such an amazing musician we got with us. Just so fun with them. And Tucker fucking Rule. Playing the Donald Duck. We’ve known Tucker real long fucking time. I remember, we were hanging out at a hotel, they were opening for Sparta, Thursday, anyway, I got to watch L.S. Dunes play today, that’s the band Frank is in with Tucker, and some amazing other human beings, and they sounded fucking huge, and it was awesome, so, hopefully you got to see that. And, uh, uh, yeah. Thank the cast, thank the crew. We got a guy named Juice. He’s been out with us since the beginning of all this, this is his last show. He’s gonna go—he’s from Australia. I do a way better Australian—I’m not gonna do that shit now, but anyway. He’s fucking Australian, and, uh, we love him, and we’re gonna miss him. Oh, Frank’s got something. Oh, shit, I don’t even know—I don’t even know what that was. Okay, so, we’re gonna go to the next song, but before I put this in m—my pocket, I got from Frank Iero, probably, one of the coolest fucking gifts I ever got, and I put it in my pocket, it’s these itty-bitty vampires. Little fucking vampires! Look at—Ray, look at this shit. You got your choice. You got a Nosferatu, you get a Bride, you get a classic Drac, I think that’s the three. Little—I fuckin’ love ‘em. That’s wonderful. Thank you, Frank. We’re gonna play you another song off motherfucking Danger Days right now. Get your fangs out. Can you possibly—can you possibly put your hands together?! Gimme that. Gimme that money.

[before helena]

[Gerard]: Thank you so much. This is a lot of fucking fun. So, the first time that, got to hang out with an amazing death metal band called Frozen Soul, from Texas, who were here, and then couldn’t stay here, anyway, I’ll check it for sure, but, uh, was at, uh, no, was actually in Texas, at our show, but anyways, I’ll say it the second time, we’d come from Europe and went to see them open for Napalm Death, and, um, I later went on to do a song with Frozen Soul, it’s out of No Place—(death metal growl) No Place Of Warmth. But, anyway, that night I saw something really special, when I saw Napalm Death play, and I never got to see Napalm Death play before, and that night, Barney said something that—I know is the name of a record, but anyway, it stuck with me, he said, ‘man is the apex predator.’ And I wrote that down, and I put that on the bulletin board, and it made me think a lot, before, kinda, or while I was, like, working on ‘Long Live’, and that it is man that destroys the world. Uplifting, right? Bringing a good fucking vibe. Do yourself a favour and go see fucking Napalm Death. We want this last song to go out to somebody named Priscilla that we met today, very brave human being we got to spend a little time with, and her friend or relative Roxanne, very sweet, Priscilla, this song is for you, everybody here in O-hee-o, we’re gonna work it the fuck out together, alright?

[a-star-that-fell]

i know we’ve said it before but imagine being some random person at a festival. probably high or drunk. staying for the headliner you vaguely know of. and the lead singer just gets stabbed by a clown at the end of the set

[illmadekn1ght]

well the moral of the story is my chemical romance forever and ever

[lesbianjarjarbinks]

wait wait wait gerard said they were like the 52nd division of the black parade or something what does that mean

[badymaru]

in case anyone wants some HD pictures of the dagger, the swordmaker himself identified it in a reddit comment here

stage pics from Joanna and Nancy respectively

[bitethebullets]

lltbp was a ploy so gerard could finally get a budget to finish the dd music videos

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[sneakyspades]

[neraiutsuze]

[lesbianjarjarbinks]

nocoolkidsallowed found a fucking stream you’re joking

[lesbianjarjarbinks]

is this a discord call???

[theaterard]

next tour lets all pool our resources and buy a really long ethernet cable