Play Me A Memory

Steph | 25 | Long Island

[scarpology]

[autisticexpression]

[funnytwittertweets]

[blue--folder]

Black coffee cat wants a sugar cube, me, digital, 2022

[dovesndecay]

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

[nudityandnerdery]

Some people might wonder why one is censored and the other isn't.

Remember that the Hulk is a mutated human, while Thor has ass-guardian physiology.

[flagellant]

Hey Devin, can I ask a quick question?

[nudityandnerdery]

Yeah, of course, what's up?

[flagellant]

How much do you think it will hurt when I bite all ten of your fingers off?

[nudityandnerdery]

The first five will probably hurt a lot. On the other hand...

[flagellant]

[queerleigh]

[mommy-mortis]

wait

[mommy-mortis]

yea that's funny

[thephotoregistry]

From Margins of Excess

Max Pinckers

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the bravest writers are the ones who make granny characters in scifi and fantasy solely for the sake of having grannies i think there needs to be more old ladies who Fight and Kill

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

not only because i like the concept of badass oldladies and the destruction of the concept that all girl characters have to be sexually appealing to the audience bc thats fucking annoying as shit, there is literally Nothing funnier than the concept of a granny with a massive sword or death laser. she pinches ur cheek lovingly and then saws someone in half. amazing

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

mad max fury road granny biker gang my beloved

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[unclebeanbag]

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

[subspaceskater]

coyote posting

[666coyotewoman666]

[gayweedanimal]

Not today motherfucker

[issamomma]

So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.

[issamomma]

Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW. TEXAS IS REAL. LOOK IT UP. GET THIS TO THE PEOPLE.” Like some big exec at Yoplait is ready to lose his life over exposing a national secret through the medium of childrens’ yogurt snack tubes.

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Imagine you're getting top surgery and just as you fall asleep, you see the surgeon take out one of these bad boys

[seniorinternaut]

oil paintings by Leah Gardner

[iambrillyant]

“healing is such a lonely and intimate process. it requires you being your own friend on some days, being your biggest cheerleader in certain moments and spending quality time with your wounds— but it is all so necessary.”

— iambrillyant

[oxygen-stealer]

The neurodivergent urge to do this

[coolcomicbookcovers]

[disgustinggf]