smythe

there are wondrous things. there are beautiful things. there are dangerous things. we get what we deserve.

[smythespolaroid]

text | sebtana

Santana: The question is -is that gonna make her more bloodthirsty or less?

Sebastian: Up in the air.

Sebastian: Is it just going to be you and Bennett? Hot.

[alrightwstn-blog]

Sounds festive. You could have at least killed a few minutes and shown them how to roll a cigar the right way. I can’t imagine it’s that different from the rest of the stuff you smoke.

At least they left.

[smythespolaroid]

I’ve never lived in the Caribbean, so I can’t say that I’ve done much cigar rolling - other rolling, that’s a different story. They brought sub-par Cubans just because they’re Cubans. They don’t know anything.

Their wives would have been pissed if they’d stayed. 

[smythespolaroid]

The Mayor’s so-called friends have finally left, leaving the living room smelling disgustingly like oversaturated scotch and poorly rolled cigars. At least I can Skype my mother now to wish her a Merry Christmas.

[smythespolaroid]

who are you?

sebastian smythe wanted everything besides what he had, but was never left wanting. he suffered from the same life that dorian grey did - boredom & debauchery combined to create a disgustingly tragic figure. if the ending would end tragically was the question.

[smythespolaroid]

text message 💸 sebitty

Kitty: I don't care. It would have been MY photo and if you had it then you wouldn't have asked and if you can't see that that would have been wrong then I'm sorry I helped you at all.

Sebastian: A little late to take it back anyway, Kit Kat.

[smythespolaroid]

text message 💸 sebitty

Kitty: In the case of this hypothetical picture I never gave you permission to take it and that would have been wrong and you know it.

Sebastian: You say that as though I care if it is considered right or wrong. I know you haven't seen my private collection of photos, Wilde, but your hypothetical photo would probably be modest in comparison.

[smythespolaroid]

text message 💸 sebitty

Kitty: Yeah, well, it's not funny. I'm not going to laugh when my body and what people know about it is out of my control.

Kitty: Good.

Sebastian: That's the risk you take when you start sucking dicks and doing the dirty with whoever you choose, Wilde. Don't blame me for your choices.

There’s a Dante quote that’s apropros to this, but even I’m not conceited enough to start quoting it.

[mcthernatures]

O… kay?

[smythespolaroid]

Something about hell, I do hate the Italian translations though. Have fun joining the shit show, new kid.

[alrightwstn-blog]

Obviously you’re in it, just as you obviously you don’t share. What do you know, Smythe?

Well again, nothing shocks you.

[smythespolaroid]

That depends, Weston. What are you going to give me in exchange for telling you? Try and be creative.

[smythespolaroid]

text | sebtana

Santana: 60%? I can live with those odds.

Santana: Although since now I know you're not gonna be there as some sort of caustically witted buffer, I'd say my chances of survival just lowered dramatically.

Sebastian: I took that into account. You're still probably at 60%. And that's only because she's been stuck in the precinct for the past week.

[smythespolaroid]

text message 💸 sebitty

[A PAUSE]

Kitty: Do you have a picture of me or not?

Sebastian: You're no fun, Wilde.

Sebastian: No, I don't.

[smythespolaroid]

text message 💸 sebitty

Kitty: If you're trying to make a joke, it's not funny.

Kitty: If there's a picture then I am asking you to please delete it and make sure that it's gone. The last thing that I need is for something like that to be broadcast about me. Again.

Sebastian: I thought that was one of my better ones.

Sebastian: Please, if anyone knows the worth of a picture it's me.

Sebastian: and besides, if I actually had gotten something like that, it would have been video. Much more incriminating.

[smythespolaroid]

text message 💸 sebitty

Kitty: Sebastian.

Sebastian: yes, Girls Gone Wilde?

[smythespolaroid]

text message 💸 sebitty

Kitty: Because you were going to forward it otherwise?

Sebastian: who knows? Maybe if I got bored.

[smythespolaroid]

text message 💸 sebitty

Kitty: I don't mean that it's something you like, or, like...something that you would want to have. I mean that it's something that's special FOR you because it's FROM you. Something that he can remember to be specifically Sebastian.

Sebastian: Specifically Sebastian. Right.

Sebastian: that was vaguely helpful, Wilde. Don't worry, I won't forward that pic to Bay Watch. Thanks for the help.

[smythespolaroid]

text message 💸 sebitty

Kitty: If it didn't then it would feel empty. Like you didn't care about what you were getting him and it was just something that you picked up that was vaguely Sam-like.

Sebastian: I want to get him something that no one else has.

Sebastian: and something that is very him. I don't know if it should be something that I'd also like.

[smythespolaroid]

text message 💸 sebitty

Kitty: Huh.

Kitty: Well, to be perfectly honest I think that's the problem right there. I don't think that Sam is really...worried about the price of the gift, or whatever. I mean. Everyone loves flash and it's flattering, but you're his boyfriend.

Kitty: You should get him something that /means/ something. Something to him, something to you. Something to you both. It's your first Christmas together, you know? I don't mean like some big romantic gesture, or anything, but something tells me that Sam would like the meaning to be greater than the price tag.

Sebastian: flash, at this point, is all I have.

Sebastian: why does it have to mean something to me if it's a gift for him?