down at fraggle rock

twink butch hobbit-looking motherfucker ezra - 25 - queer they / he

[softwaring]

by tucker

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature. - (ref)

[ligamentgirl]

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN READ FROM A FILE

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN WRITE TO A FILE

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN ACCEPT USER INPUT

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN PLAY AUDIO AT AN APPROPRIATE VOLUME

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN RUN FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME WITHOUT CRASHING

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN DISPLAY TO A MONITOR

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU KNOW HOW TO RUN

[virtualgirladvance]

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[ploinkplonk]

[foreskinniest]

Not the town's name

[the-absolute-worst]

Then how do you explain this?

[foreskinniest]

That's the town name

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[squeakadeeks]

i hope i never get described as gormless. i couldn't ever fathom being without my gorm

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[miiilowo]

where is my favorite painting i need to find my favorite painting

[miiilowo]

a break in their day by david hettinger. i loveyou

[loveridden1999]

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Sensible Thing

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[freakoutgirl]

Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr

[loveridden1999]

[kabaks]

ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring