Snailwrangler

he/him, adult

[snailwrangler]

"if you're laughing at the fact that an old lady died then you're going to hell" ok and I'll make sure to spit on her when I see her there xx

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[boyblvntzz]

it’s summer bro can some faggot activity occur

[omegaverse]

Ordered truffle fries from a local italian place last night and im still thinking about how they fucked my mouth raw and left me begging for more

[nottodaycia]

Okay and how were the fries

[omegaverse]

They were alright

[ittybittyisopod]

big things happening

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You open the door to an alien boudoir and the only thing happening back there is a little grey alien in a corset and high heels slapping and poking the eyes of another grey who is sitting on the edge of a bed

[daftpatience]

needed to draw this hi

[rinadragomir]

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[paper-stars-still-glow]

im gonna be real with you hotboyproblems it scares me somuch

[twinsfawn]

how to move through life like a real human being and not a reanimated corpse

[adz]

must be one of those bugged no-notes posts

[ronanempire]

Aborted obama: I would’ve loved to be clear

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[charlottan]

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

[egberts]

out of curiosity... how straight edge is tumblr actually? be honest

Cocaine.

Tried it

Currently addicted

Formerly addicted

Never done it

Voting ended onAug 22, 2025

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