snakepuppet

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[fightintheheadroom]

stickdog witnesses halley's comet on a cliffside in the breeze

[key-dot-dee]

tenna has a type it seems...

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[dogpuppy]

Tyra Bangs

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[lutervania]

My propaganda. Please vote tenna in the tumblr sexyman 2026 election i just want him to win for once in his life

[opt1gan]

The poor children

[conspiracy-frog]

Sorry to ryland but this is a historic derby right now

Hear me out

Size difference yaoi goes crazy with this one

[dogpuppy]

[mangonellie]

suselle eating cupcakes. yum yum yum!!! i hope they like them

[dogpuppy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[iskander-tm]

Tiny

[suturemesweetly]

why do u hate ethel cain