can i get uhhh

oh dear

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

“But they forget”

[xylophonetangerine]

[roach-works]

moose.

the prehistoric creatures haunting lakes and scaring the shit out of people at night ARE MOOSE.

duh!

[achillesinhighheels]

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[computerdeathdream]

[villainessbian]

They seem trustworthy

[evilton]

I was today years old when I found out that one crossroads meme is a Yugioh card

[fluorescentnova]

things you HAVE to fact check and then deal with the knowledge of

[villainessbian]

Trap card: choose the correct road because one is cool and the other sucks no pressure though

[bobdylanyaoi]

[onethousandfrogs]

Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando

[sacred-portal]

[monster2001]

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

continuing on despite it all

[psymob-moved-deactivated2024022]

have you guys heard about cats

[psymob-moved-deactivated2024022]

they go meow btw. not that you care

[raishe]

I care very much, keep going

[psymob-moved-deactivated2024022]

ok so get this they have ears that go △

[angel2angel]

[theconcealedweapon]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

stealing packages off peoples porch has to be simultaneously one of the dumbest and most mean-spirited crimes out there. you dont even know what it is you stupid idiot. youre just taking for the sake of taking. genuinely fall down a flight of stairs

[socialistexan]

[socialistexan]