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The sky was the limit // Now, the stars where we're livin'

[snappybot]

I'm Snappy !

Welcome to my personal blog for art, OCs, and my many nerdy interests (Transformers, FGO/Fate, TES, visual novels, etc) as well as dumb posts I think are funny. Basically, a clusterfuck blog, so might not be a good idea to follow based on a specific interest if you're unwilling to see a menagerie of unrelated posts and reblogs.

This is just for me to goof off, basically.

As a rule I generally don't follow anyone under the age of 25 (no hard feelings-- at my age I just think it's better to be around your own age group!)

I don't really participate in fandom anymore--I'm just here to look at cool fan art and theories.

I also have a fatal case of shoujo brainrot

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art blog (tho I'm afraid I don't draw as much as I used too)

my visual novel if you wanna take a look C:

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[prokopetz]

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

[thecolossalennui]

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

[aka-maayan]

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

[tipofthescepter]

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

[thes3nator]

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!

[felysha]

Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.

Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️‍🩹🦅

[felysha]

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

[fictionalgod]

[uesp]

Pictured: Renders of skeletons created for Oblivion.

[naturalistsguidetoeberron]

Gotta respect the necromancer who put in the effort to give them angry eye-sockets, just so you know these aren't their friendly service skeletons. These are the angry kill-people skeletons.

[uesp]

A necromancer truly dedicated to the art of creating service skeletons will do a lot to improve their display. Sewing an outfit to their bones is an obvious one, leading experts will tell you that hiding most of the skeleton greatly limits the shock of seeing a skeleton in most people. It also helps the less informed know from a glance the assigned tasks of said skeleton. It is much better to ask the skeleton wearing working clothes to clean up a spill over the skeleton wearing a nice suit or dress.

Some of the most determined necromancers will even experiment with methods of allowing them to perform some more subtle facial emotes. Inserting googly eyes into the empty sockets can be a charming addition. Adding on adjustable eyebrows embedded with magnetic studs so they can inquisitively raise an eyebrow is another popular adaption.

[thememedaddy]

[chucktaylorupset]

(via hornedchick)

Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.

[dragongirlsweetie]

i'm gonna be honest i don't get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it's not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me

[microdyke]

maybe they all hate spike..?

[snuuufi]

[saul-tortellini]

oh my god

[saul-tortellini]

oh my god

[ilynpilled]

i like when fiction treats love as a more complicated force and not something that is inherently pure, redemptive, or salvific. portray it as flawed and complex as any other human impulse. give me love as prejudice, love as possessive stasis, love as addiction, love as blindness, etc.

[ringthembells]

god israel's destruction of tyre is like especially depressing tbh like thats one of the oldest inhabited cities in the world. people have lived there since the bronze age. there is so, so so much history and world heritage there that's being blown up and destroyed forever because its existence doesn't fit israel's nationalist vision of history.

[ringthembells]

lots to say about israel's politicized and propagandized use of history and archaeology to further their narrative tbh. here's a good article about it.

'It comes with the territory': How Israel's archaeologists legitimize annexation

Weaponizing antiquities is part of Israel's colonial legacy, says Rafi Greenberg, whose colleagues have largely remained silent about Gaza's

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude. bensons going to mercilessly punish our holes and throats for this

[contemptible-scoundrel]

must be one of those bugged no notes posts

[noelle-ism]

i dont think this one is one of those bugged no notes posts ms scoundrel im sorry

[contemptible-scoundrel]

an old scoundrel took her post to a repair shop.

repairer: nothing is wrong.

old scoundrel with tears in her eyes said:

"then why don't my grandchildren ever like+rebloger it?"

[dimetrodone]

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

[dono-cho]

[themakeupbrush]

JoliPoli

[fashion-runways]

LACEMADE Silverware Era Dress pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

[ozempicofficial]