Snark Notes

Notably snarky stuff. Kindly refrain from throwing a bitch fit when my opinions do not match your own.

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Poor Branson. No one wants to dress him.

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I have already started emotionally preparing myself

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He looks like a gassy infant...then again I guess I would too if I had to go through war AND the Crawleys just to marry the girl of my dreams.

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It doesn't count as foreshadowing because not even Fellowes knows what Fellowes is capable of

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and OITNB is my new obsession

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Let's all put our thinking caps on and ponder this one...

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Feel free to elaborate on that one...

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Dancing the foxtrot and quoting french poetry...on the Haxby Park lawn

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That...that didn't come out as endearing as it sounded in my head...

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'Cause everyone likes to sit around in their underwear every once in a while

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Downton Abbey is the Game of Thrones of period dramas

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Maybe Robert should let someone else do the finances for like a season or two...

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He looks so proud! Look at him! He's practically glowing!

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How could you not root for the guy who makes his auntie tea??

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I am

a) scandalized

b) mistrusting because well...Fellowes

SO you're going to have to excuse me whilst I rewind several times and scoot closer to the T.V.

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Damnit Mary! This is your fault.

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Well I suppose I should say: dead, married, widowed, Edith...