[wordsofdiana]

The best part about being asexual is knowing that you will never be honeypotted. I often picture myself as a mark in a James Bond movie who has information or something and Daniel Craig saunters up in his sexiest tux to seduce me and I’m just like “No thank you” no matter what he does and then he has an existential crisis and walks away in a daze then sends in Moneypenny cause maybe I just like women and I’m like “hey girl, no thanks” and send her away as well and they just never get the information. I am an immovable plot piece without even knowing it. Sorry James but I defy the tropes of your genre.

[wordsofdiana]

Happy International Asexuality Day

[snarky-enigma]

Do or die moment I love it this tense Who am I taking out Thinking you're next You'll know when the sky turns red ----------------------------------------------------- ffxiv art dump continues

[snarky-enigma]

In another universe, before Lilith Nightbringer could dispose of Nidghogg's eyes, her little idiot of a goobbue sproutling thought they looked like a good snack.

There were...side effects.

Introducing Az: The Emerald Dragoon.

[sheeswee]

Low tier Kakashi: very depressed after the loss of Rin and Obito, lazy, bored of being a teacher

Mid tier Kakashi: loves his kids, rarely on time, visits the memorial stone often

High tier Kakashi: hasn’t aged since he was 32, reads porn in public, will kill for his children without hesitation, will Slap A Bitch

God tier Kakashi:

[myrottingbrain]

the duality of man or whatever

[captaingr397]

I'm just here to remind you that this is what Watson must have seen when he walked into that lab after Stanford

That this stranger grabbed him by the clothes to enthusiastically show him his new discovery, and then they went to live together

ok, I'm leaving again, bye

[snarky-enigma]

"No."⁣ ⁣------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Been playing FFXIV a lot lately and Lilith found a new "friend". She's doing her best to stop him from eating everything in sight. ⁣

[snarky-enigma]

Yeehawgust Day 28: Heat Haze

Probably my one piece on time this year, but I had a vision that needed to be realized.

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Marshal just stood there, hands in the air as the small home slowly burned to the ground, a beacon of light in the desert night. All his hopes of finding any useful evidence on the gang that had temporarily used it as a safe house went up in smoke, too. Tack had hung back on the trek, and still was even after they arrived, not coming close to the flames. Very uncharacteristic, considering Tack's own beef with the gang and his love of all things...chaotic.

Marshal put the likelihood of Tack not being the cause of the fire at 40%. He just really hoped the ashes wouldn't unveil skeletons in the morning.

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[erenoa-deactivated20200929]

[kingloptr]

I REBLOGGED THIS ON NEW YEARS’ LAST YEAR AND ALL MY SENPAIS HAVE NOTICED ME

[punk-mahoucore]

whenever I reblog this I have a good year so I’m not taking any chances

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[zombieprowl]

I like potatoes

[snarky-enigma]

Day 6 - Fool's Gold

"Pyrite's metallic luster and pale brass-yellow hue give it a superficial resemblance to gold, hence the well-known nickname of fool's gold."

Sam knew that expensive clothes, cavalier charm, and gold mirrored sunglasses could only get him so far before people noticed the pale skin wasn't natural, the gray hair wasn't died, and those black eyes weren't just a trick of the light.

Sam knew that he'd been dealt a bad hand the second he crawled out of that hole and saw the sun for the first time, almost blinding him immediately. He wasn't a fool, despite what everyone back home liked to think. It took a little grit and a lot of luck, and a lot of counting cards and shady deals to get him where he was now, and he didn't regret it. Not really.

Sam also knew the late nights in saloons on the west end of the Basin were coming to an end, especially with the mistakes of his past nipping at his heels. So, East it was. Where no one knew his name - at least not yet. He grabbed a dart and an old, dilapidated map, letting luck decide his next move. The point landed right in the middle of the "E" in Fitzgerald.

Sam packed his bags and headed out, the sun a bright gold overhead.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[zombieprowl]

I like potatoes

[snarky-enigma]

Yeehawgust - Coyote Prowlin'

It wasn't every day that Fitzgerald got new visitors in town, so the young man wearing a crisp suit stood out amongst the more ragtag residents. Everyone was itching to introduce themselves, eager to see if his wallet went as deep as his clothes suggested, and then quickly drawn in by the easy charm the man exuded.

But Marshal wasn't fooled. He knew that the smile and dark shades hid a predator looking for its next easy victim, the next gullible fool. Dr. Mortimer hadn't been a fool. He'd seen through woolly hide to the beast hiding beneath, and now he was buried six feet deep in a hole Marshal had dug with his own hands.

Marshal stuck to the porch of his office, one hand on the Peacemaker, two optics on the man having a seemingly pleasant conversation with Mayor Scott. As long as the moving parts still whirled in his chest Marshal would make sure Jasper Kingston never hurt another living soul ever again.

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August was busy so Yeehawgust is starting in September, but oh well. Just gonna do these in whatever order the inspiration strikes!

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[zombieprowl]

I like potatoes

[starheavenly]

I love Cosmos!!

[snarky-enigma]

Sharing this everywhere because I'm happy how it turned out. Plus it still holds water so I can use it. Taking it for a test run next weekend at FanExpo.

[yeehawgust]

Yeehawgust 2024: Greener Pastures

Saddle up, folks! We’ve got greener pastures on the horizon, because it’s time for Yeehawgust’s 6th year this August!

Yeehawgust features daily art prompts as well as alternative weekly prompts, for those of us who are a bit slower on the draw. Don’t draw at all? No problem! Submit any art at all, be it illustration, comics, writing, fanfiction, photography, embroidery, sculpture, music, or whatever other creative endeavors you might enjoy. All skill levels are welcome, and this can be a great opportunity to experiment with new styles and techniques. 

Maybe you love media like Red Dead Redemption and Fallout: New Vegas, or classic westerns like The Magnificent Seven. You might enjoy the genre, and you’re looking for a chance to make a cowboy AU and put your OCs in chaps and your blorbos in a Stetson. Heck, maybe you just really want to draw horses. Whatever your reason, you’re welcome to join in, pardner!

Tag your work with #Yeehawgust and follow along here on the Yeehawgust blog. If you include any external links or directly tag another Tumblr user in your post (which may impact search visibility), make sure to also tag this blog or contact the mod directly so your work will get reblogged! 

Check out the “Reblogging Policy and Q&A” linked on the blog for more info about Yeehawgust. The event is also Yeehawgust on Twitter, YeehawgustPrompts over on Instagram, and now yeehawgust.bsky.social over on Bluesky... but Tumblr is where we hang our hat at the end of the day. 

And remember, y’all: be rootin’, tootin’, shootin’, and most importantly, be kind.

[yeehawgust]

If you’d appreciate a text-based version of the prompt list for any reason at all, or if you’d like a prompt list in an Instagram-friendly aspect ratio, check below the cut!

Week 1: First Rodeo 1. On the Road Again 2. Greener Pastures 3. Break Away from the Herd Week 2: Country Love Song 4. Desert Rains 5. Coyote Prowlin' 6. Fool's Gold 7. Trick Shot 8. Prancing in the Moonlight 9. Wild Mustang 10. Undead Cowboy

Week 3: Bucking Bronco 11. Snake Eyes 12. Pardners for Life 13. Where the Buffalo Roam 14. Packing Heat 15. Even Cowgirls Get the Blues 16. New Boot Goofin’ 17. Making Camp

Week 4: Chaps n’ Spurs 18. Don’t Fence Me In 19. Cactus Blossoms 20. Rustlin’ up some Grub 21. White Water Rapids 22. Horse Girl 23. Rocky Mountain High 24. View from the Canyon Rim Week 5: Lone Ranger 25. Listen to the Wind Blow 26. Heartaches by the Number 27. Left in the Dust 28. Texas Hold 'Em 29. Rode Hard 30. The Big Empty 31. Cowboys Never Die