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THE DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR THESE PEOPLE HAD were … astounding . still , their best efforts were nothing like even the worst of pureblood parties . white trees , decorated in blue wisps . it is a proverbial winter wonderland and pansy is glad for the slight chill in the air . the slytherin heiress lounges , dark eyes flicking amongst the crowd as she clutches a flute of champagne in between delicate fingers . there’s always been something deceptivelysoft about her : and even now , it’s the lure that is gaining her an audience . despite being masked , pansy parkinson is still attracting attention . and this attention is different from the disdain generated by her youthful fallacies . it’s intoxicating , really . to be looked at and deemed worthy .
DESPITE HER DISDAIN for the banalities of balls , she is itching for a story , dark eyes tracking interactions as they occur . still , there is no way to tell - even the VOICES sound different . she can not tell if that is a famous wizard entrapped in the arms of a beautiful woman nor can she tell if the rise and ebb of voices nearby is an argument that she would want to record . she’s never been much of a lightweight … so pansy drinks instead . ( one ) two ( three ! ) drinks later and the set of her shoulders has loosened . instead of tense , she is airy - almost like luna lovegood ( she wonders briefly where the girl is before squashing that thought like a bug . )
HER SILVER TONGUE HAS BEEN LOOSENED . JUST IN TIME TOO .
❛ —— didn’t know that actually . ❜ intrigue slithers up her spine as she shifts to face this stranger . quite clearly male but that’s all she can determine . that and well , the fact that he’s at least a bit drunker than she is , which builds a sense of camaraderie . a smile plays at her lips before she gestures to the floor before them . ❛ but now i’m curious . what exactly ails poor barnaby ? aside from the tragic name , of course . ❜ pansy pauses before : ❛ —— and besides , i didn’t come here to dance . but you should worry because that girl is coming over here . & she’s got buck teeth that i can see from HERE . ❜
he is awash with the seeping heat of the liquor mingling within his bloodstream , & it’s weird , being this tigerishly drunk without the arm of ron to lean against or seamus’ beet red face across from his own , & even the oft amiss flushed cheeks of hermione & ( the now rifely raw reminder of ) ginny’s wild giggles & beaming cheeks , the same ones he’d once watched with childlike rapture . but maybe that’s the POINT ——— to escape / flee from the routine , even if being in a closed room stuffed with the same people he’d rather avoid for the rest of his life is not the way he’d personally rather go about it . fancy that .
still , the interloper who’d latched onto his drunken speech was a distraction , welcome in her diversion of all the incoherent BROODING laden with nothing good , & so it’s perhaps with more affectionate attachment than he would normally ( ever ) render a stranger ( or what is disguised as one ) that he slaps a rather enthusiastic smile upon the planes of his lips & nods with the same zeal , eyes affecting a serious impression , one that perhaps would have lived on in dumbledore’s had they foregone their infamous twinkle . mcgonagall seemed more like it . oh , & the pursed lips . he couldn’t forget that . employing his half - impression , ❝ well - you see , apparently he’s got some sort of wart . & a leaking one at that ! ! you know , hence the pus . ❞
he takes a moment to reel in the aftermath of his words , & perks up to add : ❝ also an infamous lover of garlic , but that’s personal taste i s’pose . ❞ at that he makes a rather scrunched up face , but the entire conversation’s left him feeling a bit too like slughorn , so he hastens to return it back to whatever debauched mien it was before .
he’s about to divert that the poor victim was unlikely to hold the title of harry’s fate , but a rather baneful idea strikes first , & the feverish voice inspired by the firewhiskey resting in his guts is none the helper in refusing , despite the disaster it’s surely provoking . ❝ in that case , shall we shimmy to the other corner of the ballroom , then ? ? while i’m usually a fan of that sort’a thing , i don’t think i’m gonna be too fond of her particular brand of biting . ❞
this is like the best part in HBP
harry potter drops his wand in the forest and spends the rest of the book hoping nobody will notice that he is threatening them with an actual stick
╳ RICTUSEMPRA
‘ rictusempra ’ : a random headcanon .
he can’t stand coffee . try as he might with the hearty & avid encouragement from his circle of mates , as well as the supposedly brilliant beast of a coffee maker in the aurors’ otherwise crappy break - room , he just can’t scrub the taste of the bean water from his tastebuds fast enough . a perfectly good cup of tea is enough for him , ta ever so .
there was something to be said about the triviality of ministry balls , or perhaps merely the entity of the ministry itself , with it’s age - old manipulation & stark delusion , BLASÉ with their own ignorance & drunk with the arrogance that a sea of masks could possibly distract the invited wix from the pungent rancor of death trailing around the corner . or maybe they just knew their society well enough to get away with it .
christ , but he was straining for the exit .
despite the obvious question of identity , it had been ❛ of clamant consequence that you make an appearance mr . potter ❜ this & ❛ you mustn’t bereave the people of their savior on such a momentous night harry ❜ that . he wasn’t going to show up at all , but for the nagging suspicion that some poor sod would just drop dead & he wouldn’t be there to stop it . granted , the chance is all the more greater with him around , but at least this way he’d get a free drink or five out of the ministry’s GRACIOUS hospitality .
❝ say , there’s really no chance of telling whether the hand you’ve taken to the dance floor is barnaby beetlewewt from level five . . . you know , the one with the - pus . ❞ here , he sniggers , in decidedly drunk fashion . his voice unsplinters from it’s previous whispered state , & he finally spares a look at the masked figure beside him .
( open to all . )
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‘ obliviate ’ : a relevant npc in the character’s life .
molly weasley . the weasleys are extremely important to harry , & not just because of the limitless kindness that they’ve shown harry on countless occasions . in their care , harry , for essentially the first time , felt truly loved & accepted . the ease at which he was welcomed into the family is something he will never forget & forever cherish , & the weasley matriarch is very much integral to that . that fear of being tossed aside is one that has considerably lessened in the years that he has been in the throng of the redhead clan , but never shall it truly cede .
‘ expecto patronum ’ : describe the character with a meme or a gif .
╳ Prior Incantato !
‘ prior incantato ’ : three letters that never were sent & one that did .
attempt one : is this some sort of joke ? ( prompted after receiving a letter detailing the request for an interview via owl . bunched up into a ball & thrown away because he genuinely thought it was a joke . )attempt two : didn’t you help skeeter with her articles in fourth year ? you could have at least matured from the same subject matter , you know . ( again bunched up & thrown into the bin because now he hoped it was a joke . & he’s surprised . & confused . )attempt three : doesn’t the prophet have better things to write about ? or shall i owl in last night’s shit in time to make this morning’s headline ? ( nearly sent it in . with said attachment . still wonders why he didn’t . )
thanks parkinson , but i’m good . have a nice life .
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if it was up to him , as most things never are , there wouldn’t be a day that luna lovegood traipsed about without harry by her side . or more truthfully , him trailing a few steps behind with the adoration of an onlooker unto a thing of exquisite wonders . there’s a delight in her presence that is wary to appear alongside others , & the simplicity of his own being in the space of hers is bare in a way that so few things rarely are . YET , as reality often is , the wishes of his heart are unanswered & that’s fine . always is .
but now , as they stand side by side , the exhaustion that lurks between the crevices of his bones settles , & wavers . ❝ so , see anything good lately ? ❞