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Stephanie // ISFP // Aries // Slytherin // Vegan //. LARRIE TRASH.My blog's a little bit of everything. I'm a part of lots of fandoms cause there are just so many good ones out there. Celebrating life since 1996. SKAM enthusiast. Larry is my otp. |Take My Hand and Bid Farewell to Darkness|

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amateur

zytes

kind of lame that graffiti is considered vandalism, while advertisements being forcefully beamed into my eyes via every inch of visible wall, road, and social media feed isn’t

coelasquid

“this horror movie isn’t very good-”

This is the path the horror fan must walk, this is the path I have chosen.

The path of watching a lot of not very good movies.

books-in-order

unicornempire

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you.

hellenhighwater

Yes

YES

The sprinkler is in

tiktoksthataregood-ish

acewatney

[video begins with the camera pointing towards the ground showing the narrator’s black socks and white cane. He’s tapping their cane on hardwood flooring as he slowly walks forward.]

“So people ask me all the time ‘what’s the worst part about being visually impaired? Is it not being able to drive? Is it not being able to see the stars at night?’ But no. It’s when you drop a tomato on the ground [they turn a corner] and you can’t see it but you know it’s somewhere [the tomato is revealed] around here and you’re trying to find it. [his right foot touches the tomato] Oh, I just kicked it. Here buddy. Marco! [he turns in a circle as he says] Imma find this bitch. I don’t know where it is but imma find you.”

dailyworldcinema

— Run. I can’t keep up with you. Little birds.

Русский ковчег (2002) RUSSIAN ARK, dir. Alexander Sokurov

akindplace

Liz Fosslien

shittymoviedetails

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

orgyporgy

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

foxyclock

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

hypokeimena

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs)

christopher-bryant

home alone is just die hard for kids

godsperm

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

syntactition

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

violetwolfraven

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.