Sneaky Peen

What it says on the wrapper - this is a blog dedicated to various celebrity Sneaky Peens. We do so love a good peen. Why not share that appreciation with the internet?

[hiddlesedits]

[sneakypeen]

reviving this blog to give you this dose of goodness. 

[azulblue]

Omfg guys. These just appeared on my Twitter feed and I feel like they just scRrEAM Cockles and I’m in love.

[sneakypeen]

look at Jensen’s bulge tho

unffff

[dragonslikesmaug-deactivated201]

freakin NSFW guys!!! zoom in.. I DARE you…

ancientfinnishgoddess xdelayedgratification clojury macpetreshock lokiloveravengerobsesser lokislittlediva elsa-lost-in-translation captainyukicho noclevernamelbr bluegrasscontessa zorped tag on plz!!!

[dragonslikesmaug-deactivated201]

beaglebitch zoom…

[jackburtonsays]

I was going to ask if we were ignoring that. Because you can’t miss it. That shit is like a cock lighthouse, leading wayward women to it.

[dragonslikesmaug-deactivated201]

jackburtonsays *giggling* words from my own heart…

[lokiperfection]

Damn! O.O

[sneakypeen]

Goddamn

[sneakypeen]

praise the lord for that bulge

[misterzq]

Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine at the “Star Trek Into Darkness” press conference in Japan. August 13th 2013.

[sneakypeen]

Dearest Thomas,

Please, please, don’t ever change.

[cheers-mrhiddleston]

[foreverlokid]

Never, ever, let anyone tell you what you can and can’t do. Prove the cynics wrong. Pity them for they have no imagination. They sky’s the limit. Your sky. Your limit. Now. Let’s dance.- Tom Hiddleston

[sneakypeen]

those poor buttons. Those blessed pants.

[lukebrandens-deactivated2015111]

New blog ~~ used to be tomhazeldine

[sneakypeen]

now thats just not even sneaky at all goddamn

[rogers-and-stark]

*totally not staring*

[mellyblue007-deactivated2015011]

*STARING*

[sneakypeen]

[uuuhshiny]

[velvetcadence]

look at this majestic motherfucker clearly not wearing underpants

[pearlo]

oh my god erik for fuck’s sake put that thing away before you poke somebody’s eye out

[sneakypeen]

Can You Guess The Famous Bulge?

The bulge and the beautiful.

*cracks knuckles*

my time has come

[sneakypeen]

Andrew Scott for Attitude magazine.

*babbling*

[risti7]

Oh hey that’s a cute shot of Jensen and Jar— OMG IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?

[sneakypeen]

Jared you put that thing back where it came from or so help me

[kingbrownham]

u can tell by the way i use my walk im a womans man no time to talk 

[homoette]

check out

that

b u l g e

[sneakypeen]

I think this is where I appear

[sneakypeen]

what the fuck is this bullshit thomas

[sneakypeen]

This isn't a question, just a general thank you for existing appreciation post ;p.

you are welcome

i live to serve