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i literally don't know how to begin to start telling this story but. i'll try. i have a friend named avery who is very into trading card games because she's a chad lesbian. i recently got into the yugioh anime/manga but i don't know anything about the card game other than what a reasonable person can gather from the anime and manga.

so i go over to avery's apartment and she's showing me her yugioh cards, as one does when they are a lesbian chad. and then she stops and says "hold on. do you know the post that's like..."

yes, i say, i'm familiar

"okay. here's Brave Mahad"

she puts this in front of my eyes. take it all in. the way he's escaping from the frame. the feet. the cape.

and why, you might ask, is he brave?

mahad is from ancient egypt and is supposed to look like this:

avery got brave mahad out of a discount bin at a local game store and he was something like $1 , definitely not more than $2. it's the funniest thing she owns. i can't stop thinking about him. fuckingn. why is he so brave