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mid twenties/queer ⚢/lover of colds 18+

[tobiasforms]

[astralspray]

I want somebody to sneeze into my boobs and use them as a tissue

[sneezology]

i’m so angry that i bought a movie and stumbled upon something so sneezesexy by accident and apple won’t allow me to screen record even a few seconds to share it………

[coldsandfluff]

Do you ever just think about the fact that every single person you find unbearably hot has been a sniffly, feverish, cold-ridden mess at some point in their life and statistically will be again in the near future?

Yeah me neither.

Definitely never crosses my mind multiple times a day.

[germaphobicsneezer]

There is just something about watching someone who is sick sneeze and watching as how the action seems to also expel the energy from them and make them crumple into an exhausted sneezy mess.

[sneezeshame]

someone whos sick with a terrible cold or the flu walking around with a full box of tissues at home is hot because it means their nose is so sick and overfull and sensitive and unpredictable that they need to have an abundance of tissues at the ready at any given moment and there's no way they can go outside like that, but if they do go outside and they're in public with a full box of tissues under one arm, their lips parted to breathe, their eyelids heavy, their nose bright red, maybe on their way to or from the doctor or the pharmacy or, god forbid, the office where they've been carrying it around with them all day, even with the risk of a contagious explosion with extensive cleanup lingering in their sinuses.... damn thats crazy

[hockeynoses]

"hih…ha'iggSHH’IUE!” The wet sneeze is followed by a muffled, congested groan into a soaked tissue. "Ugh, I dodn't feel good."

[sneezology]

[sneezology]

if i said this is how i feel when i happen to sneeze while listening to a wav… would you know what i mean…

[sneezology]

i’m pretty certain i developed grass pollen allergies this year and i’ve never been a big allergy person but this might be opening my mind to the hype :>

[sneezology]

i have a mild cold rn and i’m appreciating the chance to take sudafed because i’m praying for an adhd diagnosis… so the meds are good for sniffles and making me feel a little normal mentally 😭

[robotsneezes]

One final, messy sneeze is literally just an orgasm btw. Like youre literally cumming

[sleepysoftsnz]

Thinking about colds in the summer … popsicles for sore throats … not being able to tell if they’re sweating from the heat or a fever … the chill of the air conditioner making them shiver …

[hurt-care]

Also napping outside in a hammock with a blanket and sunhat. Or by the pool covered in a towel with an umbrella and a frozen drink/smoothie.

[itsjustaflower]

Happy pride to all the queer snzfuckers here 💛💐

[sickficlover123]

Kinda love the idea of someone showering with their sick partner. Just feeling the congested inhales. Taking in the shudders. Being leaned on after a particularly strong sneeze. Getting sneezed on.

[bubble-up]

World is beautiful because I can imagine any character with a bad cold sitting at their desk with a lil mug of hot tea

[vanillasnz]

why are none of you perverts talking about the sniffling sideplot in Secretary (2002)