The Ministry of Yeast

Unspeakable Meat

[hustlerose]

hey be cool thats drum n bass legend dj penis addiction 

[fleshdyke]

the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this

[fleshdyke]

that is supposed to say smile.

[dogpuppy]

[papasmoke]

How committed are you to embarrassing yourself online?

im ready to die for this

[segamascott]

[oneheadtoanother]

[leaflycomments]

strain: amnesia haze

date: november 27 2016

rating: five stars

comment:

shit had me lost,stumbling and hungry.

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[innerchildabortionclinic]

uppies-seeking behavior

[mijacoge0]

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

[killhitleragain]

just a little sex

[transxfiles]

CC: 

Kermit: Oh, oh, uh... well, fine. Listen, after these messages we’ll be back with a lot of great funny sketches and, and some neat songs... hm, and, and maybe some sex-

Yellow Muppet: What?

Kermit, reassuringly: Hm? Well, just a little sex-

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[pukicho]

I put a belt buckle on the floor next to my bed, that way I can step on it and hurt my foot when I forget it’s there.

[blindcat97]

Very smart, good idea

[pukicho]

Yesthankyou

Yesthankyou

[clowngirrl]

[antigoneprogone]

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

[eroscestlavie]

[forestlymph]

[cilantrhoes]