fuck it we ball

he/him, bi, my intrests change at random so be warey, fuck it we ball, sasharcy truther, Nuziv Enjoyer

[snekkohekko]

So I'm on "Administrative Leave" for a couple days from work for some reason. They texted me to call them this morning and when I did were like "Don't come into work your on admin leave until you get a phone call from [Company I work at]" I'm like what why???" And my manager provides to oh-so-helpful "Can't tell you :)" and, upon further pressing provided an "There was an incident" which is news to me.

So I've been worried I'm fired all day and Corporate is NOT calling cause they can't be fucked ig, and then I get a notification on my phone that a new scheduled is posted so I guess I'm not fired???

[roman-cup]

Me and my brother and going through delatrune chapter 5, and this is what I get from the start of the chapter

[lara-cherriinie]

my susie date fit

[rowanberrypop]

casually evokes the image of your college best friend

[stringalink]

out of bounds

(where you find that the world you live in doesn't exist beyond a higher being's perception of it)

[zipsunz]

rule breakers

[localpubliclibrary]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

[questions-about-blorbos]

Would your Blorbo rather be a big spoon or a little spoon?

Big spoon

Little spoon

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

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[szivarvanyturmix]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL 😭😭😭😭WHAT TO DO 😭😭😭😭WHAT TO THINK😭😭😭😭 WHAT TO DRAW😭😭😭😭 Hey guys I think I found a glue

[funeralcity]

toby “nippon” fox has used foul homestuckian tricknology refined for years in hussies secret evil underground dojo to make women i know want to fuck barney the dinosaur

[yorgen-sh]

[winterweary]

This made me laugh out loud

[76ello]

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

[ceruleanfuckup]

The pitcher that exploded the bird is a photographer now, this is his logo

[mlpoutofcontext]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

[titleknown]

Trump Moves to Deeply Censor the Entire Internet

The Trump administration is cynically exploiting calls for stricter AI regulation to pass broad censorship measures at the federal level.

So, in terrible news, Trump's trying to pull some strings to pass this massive internet censorship bill, featuring all the kinds of internet censorship we're terrified of, including mandatory ID for accessing basically any website, specifically to crush state regulation of AI, because apparently this man will always see the moral bottom of the barrel and start digging.

So, if you live in the US and hate censorship and AI you know what to do, contact your congresspeople and tell them do not fucking dare let this through or so help us god...

[titleknown]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The bastards just worked out a deal on the package, and they're going to try and ram it through the House in the next couple of weeks.

So, if you've been waiting to call, the time is NOW. Do it ASAP, be polite, be informed, but light up those phones like a Christmas tree!

[itsnojida]

noelle. noelle there’s a dead bug in the closet

[lucdoodle]

"Thanks for walking me home."

[chronocrump]

you know she's going to learn the truth about you.

how much longer now...?

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive