Does this look like the GODDAMN Harbinger Motel?

Jay // 28 // They/Them // Snz blog usually //Minors DNI

[common-crisis]

I've never made a pinned post for this blog. So y'know what??? Completely unprofessional pinned intro post that I'll probably change later.

Name: Jay

Age: 28

Pronouns: They/Them

Current fandoms (subject to change): Heated Rivalry, The Pitt, Arcane, Star Wars, DC

A little background: Yes. I deleted all of my previous content in my last mental breakdown. That is the Rebrand. Bisexual, currently engaged. Really have no idea what I'm doing ever.

[sf-libet]

there's something about knowing you're going to be sneezing all day, so you grab the tissue box to keep it nearby.

like obviously it's hot to think about somebody going to stock up on tissues because they've caught a cold or its allergy season or something, but I'm talking about niche stuff, like "if i even think about a cat once today I'm going to be sneezing my head off for an hour" and then you actually do, so your prediction was correct. stuff like that. or like, those posts about tissue boxes that say "bless you", carrying a subtle implication that they put something (say, flowers in a vase) to make you sneeze near them.

it's about the control; the capacity to influence and predict, methinks.

well, and the fact that it's just such a casual and natural acknowledgement that you're gonna be sneezin'. "I'm gonna need these."

[esbee-daisy]

When A is woken up in the middle of the night and at first they’re not sure why. They rub their eyes and look around blearily; all looks in order. But damn they’re hot. And as soon as that thought appears, they realize with a start it’s coming from next to them - and they look down in horror at B, laying curled into their side. B is absolutely radiating heat - so much so that A is sweaty just from being pressed against them, though no where near as drenched as B. B is shaking and whimpering pathetically, and looks pale even in the low light of the moon, with bright red spots high on their cheeks. A realizes they must not have been feeling well for a while and not mentioned anything, because with a fever like this there’s no way B didn’t go to bed feeling terribly unwell. And A hadn’t noticed.

A tries to wake B up gently, knowing they need to take their temperature and get them some water and meds, but after a few gentle hair strokes and rubbing of B’s arm, they realize B isn’t rousing at all. And if anything their face seems more pained and frightened than it had a minute ago. A starts getting frantic, shaking B harder and calling their name in a panic. They see B’s eyes flutter beneath the lids briefly, then stop as their head lolled even more towards the bed. A’s stomach drops when they realize their aren’t able to rouse B at all. Uh oh.

[common-crisis]

My fiancée bought Paralives... so of course I'm taking advantage to make P/itt characters

[sydneycreacher]

Snz thought: partner finding out they have the kink through being taken care of through a REALLY bad cold or flu

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

A sneeze that is so loud you can hear it from the other room. So loud that it interrupts conversations and causes people to look at each other as if to say, “What was that? Who was that?”

Perhaps it is confirmation of the group’s worst fears, that perhaps the flu they had just gotten over had spread farther than they thought.

Or the only sound that can alert someone of their plight, like a cry for help.

[feverish-cuddles]

okay so I'm a snzfucker/messfucker who also likes being made to sneeze, i do sorta like my own sneezes....but also....i'm a humiliation whore soooo.

I wouldn't mind my partner making me sneeze or teasing the absolute fuck out of me. Especially if i'm wearing his sweatshirt and he starts 'making fun of me' for how much of a mess I am. "aaw baby you're making such a mess" "poor babe can't help but get it all over yourself" "oh what do you need? A tissue what for~?" "you're so cute when you rub that itchy lil nose of yours into my sweatshirt." "must itch so fucking bad huh? Just can't help yourself!" "i know you're getting sneezy baby, i can see it all over your face" "you're just so sensitive sweetie, didn't think that would make you sneeze~" "look at you~" "i know you can't hold back for anything" "aaw why can't i kiss you on the nose, its so cute~" "i can't help you if you don't tell me darling"

[snzsuckers]

Person is feeling a bit of chill from the weather. However, instead of taking care right now to make sure they don’t advance into anything worse, they decided to train even harder and getting themselves into even colder/wetter situations just to prove that they are NOT getting sick.

And wouldn’t you know it?

They got sick.

[common-crisis]

ITS TIME!!!!!!!

[common-crisis]

I fly out for NYC in like... 9 hours...

[snzqt]

A and B doesn't like each other, but when one day B shows up looking completely miserable, A can't stop thinking about how cute they look

"aww you're so weak you can't even fight off a silly cold"

"shud up, i'b dot id the b'mood for your bullishit— hh... hehh'KSHIEW! sdff.."

"wow, you sound.. awful"

"go to hell.. hh— hh'SHWNGH!"

"nah i don't want to" A slowly gets closer, reaching up to brush a few strands of hair away from B’s flushed face

[cherrycherrytree]

a caretaker using positive reinforcement on a stubborn sickie by calling them good boy/girl when they comply (taking meds, eating food, resting, not stifling their sneezes, etc)

[snezus-christ-risen]

Love when someone sneezes a double but the second sneeze is markedly more forceful and empathic, as if their body is angry at the first sneeze for failing to complete the job properly.

[n0seferatu]

hairpulling + sneeze kink. pulling someone over by the hair to bring them within inducing range, to sneeze on them, to make them sneeze on you, to break their concentration while theyre trying to hold back, to reprimand them for their lack of control........etc

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

Saw this out in the wild…thought you miscreants might enjoy.

[snzqt]

a sickie who's too tired to take proper care of themselves, so when their partner finds them, all they can do is sigh and say "oh sweetheart, why didn’t you at least text me?"

[kaijusnz]

Someone building up to a sneeze and right as it's about to come out the person they're with sneezes and it surprises the sneeze out of them