Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off

Rachel / 20 i like movies and tv shows and music hover over this for ask etc...

[velvetandcelluloid]

depression: i want to die

anxiety: but what if you die

me:

[jackafz]

everyone around me: *gets things done w their life and is making money*

me: 

[gitananocturna]

Me

[film-bones]

them: hey how have you been doing lately?

me:

[yossiacar]

#looks at camera like in the office

[vampirezigzagoon]

"AHS isn't that scary."

Roanoke: *shows the Chens’ ghosts crawling around*

Me: 

[dalikkorhitten]

me trying to explain this season to anyone

[msjamesmarch]

New AHS: Roanoke drinking game: Take a shot everytime Audrey says 'Oh My God'

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the hand to face noises

[tachikoma]

When you cheat on your diet

[autohaste]

This is too much!

[justotterthings-deactivated2022]

@beysexuality

[bumbleshark]

my self control and patience are dwindling 

[marmoraskeith]

I heard vine compilations were a thing

[tachikoma]

When you cheat on your diet

[autohaste]

This is too much!

[justotterthings-deactivated2022]

@beysexuality

[thoodleoo]

a cardinal just slammed into the window next to my computer and stood there staring at me silently for a minute and i’m pretty sure i just saw a bird reflecting on all the mistakes it’s made in its life that would lead to such mortification

[frederick-the-great]

So I spent 30 seconds trying to understand why would a Cardinal of the Catholic Roman Church slam into your window and stare at you.

Turns out there are birds called cardinals.

[sniffthebutt]

American: come in!!

European: where should I put my shoes? :)

American: on your feet? Why are you taking them off??

European: I'm sorry I have to go right now right now

[drivewayhash]

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[vygandonut]