𝘀𝗻𝗶𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗯𝗶𝗲.

𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙤𝙚 - 𝙬𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙂𝙐𝙉𝙎 𝙝𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙣 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙤𝙖𝙩

[johannawrites]

ryan/shelby + embraces

#soft hubby and wife

[noahwhyle]

quantico x riverdale au:

betty cooper is the biological daughter of special agent shelby wyatt and fbi agent turned lawyer caleb haas. it’s only after starting her training at quantico that she discovers the truth.

[johannawrites]

shelby + ponytails

[murderousbitcha]

Canon female muses suffer as well as OC female muses. I don’t know what the deal is but it’s been like this for the last five or six years, as long as I’ve been here writing. I started out writing a female muse (Vi from btvs) in an RPG and the only reason why I got threads was because people had to reply to everyone. RPG’s and Indie are two completely different things when it comes to this sort of shit. People don’t have to write with everyone because we’ve all agreed that we can be selective. Which is fine, I’m selective as hell, most of you know this. However, I do my damnedest to try to write with every sort of muse/character out there.

But since this is my main blog / muse, do you think it’s easy getting interactions with new people? Hell no. Now whether that’s solely based upon the gender of my muse, they think I’m a hard ass bitch, or whatever, I don’t know. But what I do know is that I always think it’s because I’m writing Faith Lehane not Spike, Angel/Angelus, Giles, any of the other men from the series. I also know what it’s like to write both, male and female.

My males have ALWAYS got way more attention than my females. More followers, more threads, more ships (that are a lot more in depth because lolol female’s are only good for one night stands am I right???), faster replies. For a long time I told myself I wasn’t going to ever pick Faith up as a muse because I knew what sort of people were out there and what they were like when it comes to female muses. It is shit treatment! Writing Faith everyone has this assumption that she’s going to just want to fuck around and yea, some times she wants to. But that isn’t what / how she feels all the goddamn time. I am always fearing that my partners would rather be interacting with my male muses and it kills my muse for Faith or whatever female muse I am writing. And I don’t care how many times someone tells me that they love my girls and writing with them, I am always going to be thinking that because that is the sort of shit that we mun’s who write females have had to put up with for years and years.

So moral of the story? STOP TREATING FEMALE MUSES WHETHER THEY’RE OC OR CANON LIKE SHIT. THEY ARE MORE THAN SMUT, THEY ARE MORE THAN JUST “BITCHY WHINEY BITCHES” AND THEY ARE SURE AS HELL MORE THAN JUST BEING THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.

[johannawrites]

JOHANNA BRADDY as AVERY QUINN in CHICAGO MED S7 E05 “Change Is a Tough Pill to Swallow” (2021)

[halles-comet]

oldest/youngest sibling energy

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Send 🏆 if you think my portrayal is better than canon.

Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐱 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  enemies  to  lovers?  slow  burns?  say  no  more.  various  sentence  starters  for  all  your  hero  x  villain  ship  needs.  )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ you can’t do this for me. i won’t let you. ❜

❛ it’s not for you. it’s not a favor. it’s the cruelest thing i could do. ❜

❛ i warn you. i’ll break your heart. ❜

❛ i know you better than you know yourself. ❜

❛ i’m replaceable. you’re not. ❜

❛ i hope to be the one you break your rules for. ❜

❛ why am i so fascinated by you? ❜

❛ when i watch the world burn, all i think about is you. ❜

❛ your hands are scarred from murder, and yet i trust them completely. ❜

❛ whatever you do. you’re still my family. ❜

❛ we could be the greatest team the world has ever seen. ❜

❛ how many times are we going to keep meeting like this? ❜

❛ i just wish i could protect you from everything. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ sleep. i’ll fight the bad dreams off if they come to get you. ❜

❛ you know, they’re going to use the things you love against you. ❜

❛ truth is, i didn’t expect to get this attached to you. ❜

❛ you frustrate me incredibly. ❜

❛ love me like my demons do. ❜

❛ thinking of you is a poison i drink often. ❜

❛ please don’t make me do this. ❜

❛ don’t do anything stupid until i get back. ❜

❛ you protect what you love. ❜

❛ my heart scares you and a gun doesn’t? ❜

❛ you bandaged my wound with one hand, and held a knife in the other. ❜

❛ you save everyone, but who saves you? ❜

❛ you kill me and you accomplish nothing. your world as you know it will end. ❜

❛ all we do together is make love or fight. ❜

❛ i love the way your eyes light up when someone says ‘it might be dangerous’. ❜

❛ when is a monster not a monster? when you love it. ❜

❛ it’s pathetic really, how much i hope it’s me and you in the end. ❜

❛ you were right. you break everything you touch. ❜

❛ i would destroy myself to fix you. ❜

❛ i’m not going to kill you. you don’t deserve that. ❜

❛ that’s how you want me, isn’t it? desperate, jealous, and willing to kill for you. ❜

❛ i’m sorry you’re afraid of being alone. ❜

❛ they made you into a weapon, and told you to find peace. ❜

❛ i wasn’t there for you when you needed me, and i’m sorry. ❜

❛ ‘all right’ is not a term anyone would use to describe you. ❜

❛ just like old times, huh? ❜

❛ then we fight. together. ❜

❛ oh, i’ve missed this! ❜

❛ i know you. you’re me. ❜

❛ i’ve seen who you are under the mask. ❜

❛ i should kill you. why can’t i kill you?! ❜

❛ i don’t know what i’d do if they hurt you. and that terrifies me. ❜

❛ the world doesn’t need someone like you. the world needs you. ❜

❛ bullet wounds don’t just miraculously heal overnight. ❜

❛ you were fighting to survive. i was fighting to win. ❜

❛ i wasn’t a person to you, i was a weapon, and you needed me to work. ❜

❛ you’re pulling your punches. ❜

❛ i wish things were different between us. ❜

❛ don’t scare me like that. i thought i lost you. ❜

❛ don’t you die on me. ❜

❛ you’re so bad at this. it’s cute. ❜

❛ they don’t know you like i know you. ❜

❛ i broke my rules for you. doesn’t that mean anything? ❜

❛ do you think i’d let anything happen to you? ❜

❛ if i told you about the darkness within me, would you still look at me as you are right now? ❜

[karev]

And, at the end, when you’re in love, no matter what happens, you forgive each other. (insp)

[snipered]

—   mutuals,  hit  the  ♡  for   a   quick   starter   using   either  canon  dialogue  or  a   sentence   meme   i’ve   reblogged.          if   you’re   a   multimuse   ,   please   specify   the   muse   you   want   the   starter   for   !

[toadmemes]

* QUOTES ABOUT DESPAIR PROMPTS ,

losing your life is not the worst thing that can happen, the worst thing is to lose your reason for living.

how could i have been so ignorant?

the bravest thing i ever did was continuing my life when i wanted to die.

i wish i could tell you how lonely i am.

when you say you believe, you allow the possibility of disappointment.

to hope for nothing, to expect nothing, to demand nothing: this is analytical despair.

i have no plans, no idea, no project, and, what is worse, no ambition.

anyone who retreats into a cave which has only one opening deserves to die.

some days you think you can’t go on because the only thing waiting for you is more despair.

the road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination.

those who make us believe that anything’s possible are often the ones who have survived the bleakest of circumstances.

it is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt.

there is a dark place calling to me, but i will not go just yet.

i can still hear the screams, they wake me in the night.

you have to maintain a fine balance between hope and despair; in the end, it's all a question of balance.

to be truly radical is to make hope possible rather than despair convincing.

does anything in nature despair except man?

people see what they think is there.

whatever happens in your life, no matter how troubling things might seem, do not enter the neighbourhood of despair.

some people are silently struggling with burdens that would break our backs.

everywhere there is conflict and unkindness.

those who have every reason to despair, but don’t, may have the most to teach us.

why does it have to be like this?

do not let arrogance go to your head and despair to your heart.

i don't know how to be this kind of villain.

life is filled with unanswered questions, but it is the courage to seek those answers that continues to give meaning to life.

i cannot do it, i cannot bear it; i cannot go back to what i was here.

despair suggests you are in total control and know what is coming; you don't.

it's funny how despair can soon become an old companion.

when all else is lost, the future still remains.

i have lost everything.

there's only one great evil in the world today, despair.

how do i tame my pain?

i shouldn't be so lucky.

i despise wisdom and the blessings of this world; it is all worthless, fleeting, illusory, and deceptive, like a mirage.

sometimes you can cry until there's nothing wet in you and it still makes no difference.

the whole thing is quite hopeless, so it's no good worrying about tomorrow; it probably won't come.

it appears that happiness is easier to get used to than despair.

i had to experience despair, i had to sink to the greatest mental depths in order to experience grace.

my days are as long as despair can make them.

the only real laughter comes from despair.

the difference between hope and despair is a different way of telling stories from the same facts.

it is still our choice whether to live in light or lie down in darkness.

despair is the price one pays for self-awareness; look deeply into life, and you'll always find despair.

i have had to experience so much stupidity, so much error, disillusionment and sorrow, just in order to become a child again and begin anew.

grief is one big, gaping hole, isn’t it?

you can spend your life wallowing in despair, wondering why you were the one who was led towards the road strewn with pain, or you can be grateful that you are strong enough to survive it.

in the next world i could not be worse than i am in this.

you can tell a lot from a person's nails; when a life starts to unravel, they're among the first to go.

in the midst of happiness or despair, do what is right and you will be at peace.

some days you don’t want to go on because it’s easier to give up than to get hurt again.

the thing that binds us together is that we have both lowered our expectations of life.

there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall.

whatever happens in your life, no matter how troubling things might seem, do not enter the neighbourhood of despair.

it is for your own good to love a daredevil rather than a holy coward.

life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

it’s awful, telling it like this, isn’t it?

you aren’t falling apart, you’re well beyond that.

urgency and despair don't get along well.

i do not like the idea that one day i shall be tapped on the shoulder and informed, not that the party is over but that it is most assuredly going on in my absence.

never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

i need to be alone.

when someone is in despair, it means they still believe in something.

despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.

we can travel anywhere we want, even to other planets, and for what? to sit day after day, declining in morale and hope.

sometimes you have to use your failures as stepping stones to success.

do you love me enough that i am allowed to be damaged?

the heart has no tears to give, it drops only blood, bleeding itself away in silence.

the greatest hazard of all, losing one’s self, can occur very quietly in the world as if it were nothing at all.

it is easy to be thankful when all is well.

it's despair that anyone can even contemplate the idea of dropping a bomb or ordering that it should be dropped.

if you knew everything that was going to happen next, if you knew in advance the consequences of your own actions: you'd be doomed.

do you love me enough that i am allowed to be weak in some places?

the wounds that never heal can only be mourned alone.

hope was an instinct only the reasoning human mind could kill; an animal never knew despair.

why does life have to be so short, with all the good things passing quickly?

you may be proud, wise, and fine, but death will wipe you off the face of the earth as though you were no more than mice burrowing under the floor.

sit it out, let it all pass, let it go.

this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.

i didn't mean to drown myself, i meant to swim till i sank—but that's not the same thing.

some days simply lay on you like stones.

who are these so called heroes and where do they come from?

if i showed you how much i wanted you, you'd run away.

it was a little thing, but on top of the other little things, it broke something in me.

who ever said there'd be good news?

i found that words like hope and faith were only letters, randomly put together into something meaningless.

my life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes.

[screnwriter-old-deactivated2021]

for when a character is struggling + sentence starters

“ your mistakes don't define you. “

“ what makes you think you're alone? “

“ i am alone. “

“ you're not alone. “

“ i just don't know how i'm going to pull myself out it. “

“ i don't know how to talk to you. “

“ i don't really feel like talking about it. “

“ i just really need a hug. “

“ i feel like i'm dying. “

“ i can't do this anymore. “

“ everybody makes mistakes, okay? it's how you choose to deal with them that matters. “

“ i'm not okay. “

“ you'll be okay. “

“ are you scared? “ “ of course i'm scared. “

“ i mean, it's my own fault. “

“ quit screwing around, all right? you screwed up. deal with it. “

“ look, the best thing you can do right now, is to own up your mistakes, and take responsibility for them. “

“ yes, you screwed up, but let it be a lesson, not a curse. “

“ what's the worst thing that could happen? i mean yeah, you'll probably get yelled at, but it's not like she's going to kill you. “ “ not helping. “

“ please, don't... “

“ i thought that i could do this on my own, but i can't. i just convinced myself that i could because i didn't have any other choice. i had to do it on my own. “

“ my head is a mess. “

“ it's been a long time since i've felt this bad. “

“ you're going to be okay, okay? “

“ no, you're not going to go through this alone. “

“ you know what the worst part is? that i can't even be there for my family. “

“ listen to me. i'm here for you, okay? “

“ it's just another mountain to conquer. “

“ you know what? i'm not even surprised. “

“ my life is a soap-opera at this point. “

“ of course this happened. “

“ don't worry, i'm used to it by now. “

“ look, it's going to be a couple of rough days, maybe even weeks. but you'll get through it. just like you always have. “

“ you're the strongest person i know. “

“ if anybody is going to get through this, it's you. “

“ i think right now, all i need to do is convince myself that it's going to be okay. “

“ i can't help but feel like i'm victimizing myself. “

“ take some time off, okay? “

“ look, you need a break. okay? “

“ is it really such a surprise that you'd eventually succumb to the pressure? you've pushed yourself to the limit for god knows how many years. “

“ you were not made

“ deal with the consequences of your actions, and then promise to do better. “

“ you know, if anything, this was a real eye-opener. “

“ i don't want to paint myself out to be the victim. “

“ i don't remember the last time i slept. “

“ sleep deprivation and mental health issues doesn't really go hand in hand. you were going to snap eventually. “

“ listen, whatever it is, we'll get through it. “

“ i can't deal with it by myself anymore. “

“ i can't do this alone anymore, but it's not like i have anywhere else to turn. “

“ i think what i really need right now, is a hug. “

“ i don't need to talk it out, okay? i think it's just more about... losing myself in someone's arms. you know, for once, just... share my pain with someone. because i've been dealing with it alone for the past ten years, and i can't do it anymore. “

“ it's just another mountain to conquer. and i will, eventually. “

“ i feel stupid, okay? and that's even worse. because this mistake was completely avoidable. “

“ it's not an excuse, okay? it's just... there's a lot going on right now. “

“ i don't even remember the last time i got more than six hours of sleep. let alone seven. “

“ are you sure you're ready? “ “ nope. but it's better to just get it over with. “

“ stop. beating. yourself. up. you're doing the best you can. “

everybody look away from the typos and grammar mistakes thank u

[soulrph]

emotional prompts.

basically i got soap in my eye while i was taking a shower and now i'm angsty so. bon appetit!

" i needed you. i needed you, and you weren't here! so where the HELL were you?! "

" i... i'm so tired... "

" everything's falling apart. "

" i loved you! i l loved you so bad it hurt! and now i'm over you, and you're telling me it wasn't all for nothing?! when it's too late?! "

" how dare you! "

" i'd move all the stars in the sky if i thought it would ever make you happy. "

" please... please, tell me how to fix this. "

" i did this. i ruined everything... "

" don't go. please. i... i don't want to be alone... "

" i tried fixing this. i knelt down and put it all back together, but... it's never going to be like it was before. is it? "

" could... could you just hold me, a while? "

" oh, love... what have you done? "

" i just... don't care anymore. "

" you aren't a monster. "

" you never talk about your past... why? "

" i never want to see you again! "

" you asshole! you asshole, i hate you! i hate you, i hate you, i hate you! "

" why would you DO that?! "

" i don't hate you. god, i could never hate you... "

" i would've done anything for you. but now... i mean, it seems so clear how one-sided this whole relationship was. "

" i think this is where we part ways. "

" for what it's worth... i always liked you. "

" do you have any better ideas? because trust me, i'm all ears! i don't want to do this! but we're literally out of options! "

" if i could take it all back, i would... but i can't. "

" i should've listened to you. why... why the hell didn't i listen to you... "

" you're not your past. "

" you know what? you're on your own. i can't watch you get yourself killed. "

" if you could only see yourself through my eyes... "

" we've all done stupid, terrible things. but it's not about that. not anymore. all that matters is how we proceed now. "

" none of it was real. "

" to me it was real! it felt real! "

" don't do that. don't act like you don't give a damn. "

" we both know there's nothing here for me. not really. but you... you have a whole life here, ready and waiting to be lived. "

" don't be angry. please, don't be angry. i can take it from just about anyone, but not you... "

" i can't let you do this... "

" why are you still here?! why?! i destroy everything i touch! and yet you still stick around! "

" i love you. always have, and always will. i... i need you to remember that for me. please. "

" this is what your plan is? hiding? disappearing and running away when the going gets tough? fuck you. "

" they've/you've taken EVERYTHING from me! "

" i trusted you! "

" i lied. "

" i'm sorry. "

" you/they don't get to walk away! you/they don't get to act like nothing ever happened! "

" i forgive you. "

" i'm not angry. anger is a luxury i afford for the people i love and care about. but you... well. i'm just resigned to it, i guess. "

" we're done. "

" i don't love you anymore. "

" you don't get to be mad at me! "

" don't touch me. "

" please... say something. "

" none of this would've happened if you had just listened! "

[filmgifs]

Charlie’s Angels (2000) dir. McG

[johannawrites]

𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗼𝗹𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 - 𝟭𝘅𝟬𝟭

 (  a  series  of  prompts  from  first  episode  of  the  amazon  show  good  girls  revolt .   change  pronouns  as  necessary  !)

“Um, is it true what you wrote in your letter?”

“Did you really go to an orgy down there?”

“Peace and love are back in California.”

“We can’t give up on this story yet.”

“Yeah, well, youth is wasted on the young.”

“Do I have to wear a tiara?”

“Yes. I mean, no. But something fabulously chic.”

“All that’s left to do now is to make yourself indispensable.”

“Fantastic. What’s her number?”

“She’s only going to talk to me.”

“Okay, look, I know you were the more natural fit for this story, but there’s nothing I can do. Don’t sabotage the story.”

“I’m trying to help.”

“No, I’m working under a deadline.”

“I get serious and start a family.”

“A serious family. Please don’t invite me to the dinner parties.”

“I don’t joke about writing or cooking.”

“I don’t joke about drinking or cooking.”

“See, we’re the perfect duo.”

“It’s like you guys are fighting over the lower bunk bed in jail.”

“We’re finally in the same city after months of being pen pals. God.”

“Well, I already told my parents you were coming.”

“Oh. Your parents. I didn’t, uh… I didn’t know that they were a part of this event. It’s… it’s so conventional. I mean, I have to kiss the ring before we can start dating?”

“You know, I wouldn’t mind meeting your parents.”

“Oh, no. No one’s meeting my parents. Ever.”

“See you in an hour.”

“What are you still doing here?”

“Quite a cat fight last night.”

“Is it true that someone’s left a comb on her desk every morning since she got back?”

“You sound like an old man who doesn’t know what’s cool anymore.”

“Real women never go out of style.”

“No, coffee’s supposed to be black. You don’t put milk in coffee.”

“Oh, I was just coming to find you.”

“So sorry I stood you up last night. I was working late and I just crashed in the infirmary.”

“Don’t try and soften me up.”

“Why don’t you let me make it up to you. Hmm?”

“Okay. A week ago we were sending each other letters sprayed with sandalwood oil. What happened?”

“That was a dream. You moved back home to New York. To reality.”

“I’m young. I want to have fun, I want to tiptoe through the tulips. I feel like you’re trying to put me in a box.”

“I’m not. Is that what you think of getting dolled up for a night on the town?”

“I don’t have anything to wear.”

“They’re gonna love you. I already told them how happy you make me.”

“Hey, babe. If you don’t change, everyone’s gonna think you came home with me anyway.”

“And that’s when you saw the first guy fall down or get pushed down?”

“I’m not saying it’s sh1t, but you might want to take another stab at that lead. Starting off with a quote won’t fly, believe me.”

“I don’t suppose you could run out and grab a birthday gift for a 13 year old girl?”

“A lot can happen here in 90 minutes, Y/N. Anything else?”

“How about you start calling me by my full name?”

Nope. That’d take too long.”

“I was here, too…I fell asleep.”

“Okay, now without yelling at me, tell me what she said.”

“They started the riot, not the fans.”

“So they’re hiding something. Shit. That’s good.”

“There were 300,000 people there, but no law enforcement presence whatsoever.”

“You’re pretty cute when you’ve got a scoop.”

“But they escalated things instead of controlling them.

“I am so proud of you.”

“Hey, as far as I can tell, you and I are kicking everybody else’s ass in the city.”

“The song will haunt you because you have such a good ear for music.”

“You should really get high first. Then you’ll really dig it.”

“Well, I’m over 30. I’m too old to try pot.”

“Oh, no. No one’s too old to smoke out.”

“That’s good to know.”

“Because nobody trusts the police.”

“Because they would arrest you for smoking marijuana. So the bands felt safer hiring an outlaw motorcycle gang.”

“So they bonded at those parties. There was a kinship.”

“Yeah, but doing drugs doesn’t necessarily mean you believe in peace and love.”

“Well, yes, it does. Uh, I mean it… did. It was supposed to.”

“Can’t say I’m surprised at your decision. Bummed out, but not surprised.

“Can you use your dad’s credit card?”

“You can’t be serious.”

“We’re too close to give up now.”

“Your car is downstairs.”

“I’m not gonna make it.”

“Oh, good, you got the gloves.”

“I’m glad you spent a little extra for the 11 inch style. The ones that hit you right at the wrist bone are the least functional things I have ever…”

“I just haven’t slept well the last few nights. I’m… clumsy.”

“You didn’t eat much dinner.”

“I ate.”

“What do you women even do in there?”

“I’ll be out soon.”

“No, I don’t want anything about me in print.”

“Like I told you before, I am gonna read all of your quotes back to you.”

“No, I don’t want my name, age or anything about me in there. I’m disposable. I’m a back up singer. My job is to sweeten the band’s sound. And I do that only as long as I look good and sound good to them. You dig it?”

“If anyone from a record company reads that I’m up there with an opinion of my own… That I’m a narc… I’ll be moppin’ floors instead of singing in amphitheaters.”

“Good morning, my whispering coven.”

“Is she sick?”

“Very ill. Death’s door.”

“Well, I feel like shit and I’m here. Call her and tell her to come in.”

“People are devastated out there, Y/N.”

“There’s devastation in here, too.”

“Detailed eyewitness account from two sources.”

“Great. What did these guys see?”

“The guys are gals.”

“One of the things that stuck with me over the years is what I learned about ancient Roman dentistry. To treat a toothache, they advocated gargling with urine. And it was only after prolonged and ineffectual swishing with piss that an extraction would ultimately be undertaken.”

“This is a three-ring circus, folks.”

“But both of their stories support one another.”

“There are our man-on-the-street interviews, except that they happen to be women with no clout.”

“Oh, God! I knew I could break this story wide open, and I did.”

“You stood me up. For the second night in a row. You lied to me so that you could help them… Are you listening to a word I’m saying?”

“My God, is there a “we” in any of this?

“I’m sorry I stood you up. Twice.

“You turned the ship around.”

“Yeah. That felt pretty good.”

“Please, do not insult me by making this personal.”

“Did you do my job for me yet?”

“I left you two choices. You present me with the same two choices. It’s unacceptable.

“Why don’t you arm wrestle over it?”

“So boring.”

“Just pretend like you’re seriously working.”

I don’t want to get fired here, okay?

“Oh, I… I got my period.”

“Is this the first time?”

“That’s simply how we do things here. We have rules, protocol.”

“Those rules are dumb.”

“We do not change our modus operandi for one person.”

“Now, clearly, you are a very talented…”

“Clearly, I don’t belong here. This is ridiculous. I quit.”

“Well, your name is all you have in journalism.”

“Did you get another job?”

“No, I just got this one.”

[snipered]

i haven’t even watched the resident since s3 but i saw a tribute vid to nic on yt and now im sobbing during my last hour of work bc of my stupid pms 

[memetaped]

muse things send a prompt for some character facts.

SELF + HEALTH

how do they see themselves?  

how do they want to be seen by others?

what is their life motto?

would they rather lead or follow? 

what motivates them?

are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue?

do they have any pet peeves?

what do they most regret?

what achievement are they most proud of? 

what would they like to improve on?

do they have any scars?

do they have a disability?

do they have any allergies or food intolerances?

do they have any long-term illnesses or injuries?

PERSONALITY

describe their personality in one word.

their predominant emotion?

someone wrongs them. do they respond with revenge or forgiveness?

do they make snap judgments or take time to consider? 

are they a glass half-full or a glass half-empty kind of person?

do they express themselves through words or deeds? 

how often do they lie?

do they listen to their head or their heart while making a decision?

HABITS

how organized/disorganized are they?

do they have any routines?

talk about their mannerisms.

is there an item they take with them wherever they go?

good habits and bad habits.

THOUGHTS

their views on formal education vs self-education?

what are their thoughts on animals?

how much do they care what people think about them?

do they enjoy being the center of attention? why or why not?

how do they feel about learning?

which do they value more: creativity or practicality?

thoughts on material possessions?

would they rather win an argument or avoid conflict?

views on people in general?

what qualities do they admire in other people?

how do they feel about fun? 

what do they want written on their tombstone?

what would an ideal day, in their mind, be like?

thoughts on privacy? (are they private or are they “tmi”?)

thoughts on superstitions or the occult? (do they believe, not believe, etc.)

what are their religious views?

WHAT IF’S

if they could go anywhere, where would they go?

if they could change anything, what would they choose?

if they could only bring two things with them, what what they be?

if they could go back in time and undo one of their own actions, which would it be?

if they could contact one person for help, who would it be?

if they could save one person, who would it be?

if they had good news, who would hear it first?

if they were leaving, who get the first goodbye? 

LAST TIMES

when was the last time they cried?

when was the last time they smiled?

when was the last time they laughed?

when was the last time they felt brave?

when was the last time they felt scared?

THE PAST

where did they grow up?

how would they describe their family?

what was their childhood like?

what did they want to be when they grew up? 

as a child, what were they most likely to be found doing?

the worst thing that has ever happened to them.

the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to them.

the best thing that has ever happened to them.

which memory stands out most clearly?

THE FUTURE

biggest and smallest short term goal?

biggest and smallest long term goal?

where do they see themselves 5 years from today?

do they believe in happy endings?

are they afraid of dying? why or why not?

TOUGH STUFF

do they have any phobias?

do they get nightmares?

what kind of person are they?

would they let someone take the blame for something they did?

what are they insecure about?

what is one way to earn their trust?

what is one way to lose their trust?

one thing they would hate anyone to know about them.

they have to pick one: to be loved, to be feared, or to be admired.

have they ever been bullied or teased?

FUN STUFF

what is their character archetype?

what are they confident about?

talk about their moral alignment.

describe them in three words.

describe their aesthetic.

what will make them laugh?

what makes them feel safe?

favorite color and the reason for it. 

favorite book genre?

favorite movie genre?

favorite type of muse?

if they could have a superpower, what would they choose?

do they have a role model?

what is their personal kryptonite?  

how do they entertain themselves?